Bloody Wind Vs. Eilan Cooger, Sollir Furryfoot Judging

[MasterOfHeaven]

Bloody Wind

White Belt

Powers: None
Yen: 0
Items: None

Insult: I find your guardian to be like unto a horror, your tower to be an overgrown sinkhole, and your insult to be callused.


I challenge those who would dare face my wrath, for I will crush you as the Rhino crushes the Beetle!


OOC:
Challenge open to anyone from Tier 1-3, and I would prefer it if the match was a Style match, if possible.

 

[Sabaron]

A high voice pipes up from behind you. "Bloody Wind? What a disgusting name! I think you need a good beating, and don't let my size decieve you; I was trained by John L. Sullivan himself!"

What you actually see is rather ludicrous: a very short, burly man (3') wearing a green coat, green breeches, a green sash, a small green top hat with a shamrock sticking out and a pair of green boxing gloves. He seems very protective of the pot he drags around with him everywhere

"Hey, wait a minute, I remember you! Weren't you that drooling guy down at the blacksmith's shop? The one who kept trying to eat the pig iron, saying that it should make great iron pork? Wait, no that was your cousin. Doesn't he live in your basement? I've been down there, and let me tell you, it's just crazy! I can see how your cousin went insane, he lived down there. Not only that, but he had to see that leg of yours! How many puppies has that leg kicked? How many little old grandmothers has that leg trod upon? How many small children has it beaten? I'll show you, and your evil leg, too!"

"I find your cousin to be insane, your basement to be incomprehensible, and your leg to be insidious."

I am perfectly amenable to a style match.

Eilan Cooger
0-2
White Belt
Yen: 0
Items: None

 

[Sollir Furryfoot]

"Ooh, two young ones I see, it's nice to see some new blood around here. Hrmmmm, I like Eilan Cooger's insults better so they go to him, oh, yes, I almost forgot:

The great rubber squirrel has decreed this match to take place at the clearing north of the Sweetwater Swamp on the evening of the chain.

 

[Sabaron]

"I would prefer a three flag strategy style match. You are welcome to go first, my opponent."

<MeowthBot> 1: The chain leaps next to the ocean; negates the chaos of the isle!
<MeowthBot> 2: The emerald crane bows in the midst of the well; dodges the beauty of the garden!
<MeowthBot> 3: The chimera dodges near the waterfall; parries the efforts of the flower and sings below the motion of the barrens! *yen*
<MeowthBot> 4: The rat tumbles through the volcano; leaps over the violence of the tree!
<MeowthBot> 5: The chimera drops underneath the ravine; dodges underneath the gaze of the spring!

 

[MasterOfHeaven]

<Meowthbot> 1: The phoenix kicks the desert; removes the tempest of the ice!
<Meowthbot> 2: The weasel flies with the grotto; parts the blood of the stone!
<Meowthbot> 3: The phoenix destroys the glade; defends against the aggresion of the pole!
<Meowthbot> 4: The weasel lies below the desert; silences the tempest of the sickle!
<Meowthbot> 5: The foot quells the city; protects against the touch of the abomination!

The Phoenix kicks the desert; removes the tempest of the ice!

I charge at my opponent, jumping into the air and bringing first one, then the other foot into my opponent. As I land, I spin away from my opponent, whirling backwards while maintaining a rigid defensive posture.

 

[Sabaron]

Eilan begins the match with defense. He thinks to himself "John always taught me to begin the match on the defense; let your opponent wear himself out. This 'Bloody Wind' character seems precisely the impatient sort this works best against. Well then, Eilan, let's find out!"

Eilan tries a three-pronged defense against Bloody Wind's attacks. He flows with them, allowing himself to be pushed around without actually being hurt. He's so light and solid that this tactic actually works for a time. Once he sees his foe begin to become frustrated, Eilan begins to toss out insults!

"Ha ha! Your motions as barren of grace as those of a hippo! You hit like a flower; specifically, a pansy!"

Suddenly, a yen leaps out of Eilan's pot. He lets out a cry of joy and leaps for it!

The chimera dodges near the waterfall; parries the efforts of the flower and sings below the motion of the barrens! *yen*

 

[Sollir Furryfoot]

"Interesting, interesting, no ice in the desert, no, nothing like that there...although I do find Eilan Cooger's move to be interesting, yes...Point Eilan Cooger!"

1 flag Eilan Cooger, 0 flags Bloody Wind

 

[Sabaron]

Having triumphed over his foe in the first round, Eilan follows up with a small green paper crane. Grinning at his curious opponent, he hurls it at Bloody Wind.

The delicate green creature suddenly takes wing, and flies straight down the nearest well! When it re-emerges, it seems to be made of solid emeralds. It flies straight at Bloody Wind, seeking to slash and cut him many times.

The emerald crane bows in the midst of the well; dodges the beauty of the garden!

 

[MasterOfHeaven]

Bloody Wind, amazed and enraged that his 3 foot opponent outmaneuvered him in the first round, responds to the annoying little mans new attack with fire in his eyes, launching several furious, destructive blows at the Crane.

The phoenix destroys the glade; defends against the aggresion of the pole!

 

[Sollir Furryfoot]

"Hrm, perhaps next time Bloody Wind, perhaps change strategies...Point Eilan Cooger!"

2 flags Eilan Cooger, 0 flags Bloody Wind