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<blockquote data-quote="reveal" data-source="post: 2252762" data-attributes="member: 1236"><p><a href="http://www.bbspot.com/News/2005/05/bohemian_rpg.html" target="_blank">http://www.bbspot.com/News/2005/05/bohemian_rpg.html</a></p><p></p><p>Bohemian RPG </p><p>By Francisco Rangel and Cam Boyes </p><p> </p><p>(To the tune of " Bohemian Rhapsody " by Queen)</p><p></p><p>It's not the real life. It's just an RPG.</p><p>Caught in a dungeon. My escape from reality.</p><p></p><p>Open your guide, look up dwarven stats and see,</p><p>I'm just a fighter, magic is not for me</p><p>Because it's easy loot, easy gold, level high, level low</p><p>Any way the dice rolls really really matters to me, to me</p><p></p><p>Mama, just killed an orc. Swung my axe against his head</p><p>Rolled an 18, now he's dead.</p><p>Mama, I just rolled a one</p><p>My boots of speed won't let me run away</p><p>Mama, ooh, running low on my supplies</p><p>I'm running out of food and out of arrows</p><p>Gotta run, gotta fight, hope my sword and shield don't shatter</p><p></p><p>Too late, my dwarf is dumb</p><p>His wisdom's down the drain, his intelligence is lame</p><p>Got no constitution, charisma's null</p><p>Gotta run, but my dexterity's uncouth</p><p>Mama, ooh, I don't like this die</p><p>I sometimes wish I'd rolled a much better char</p><p></p><p>I see a little amulet-o on the ground</p><p>Is it cursed? Is it cursed? Where'd the rest of my clan go?</p><p>Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very fright'ning me</p><p>Magic Missile (Magic Missile) Magic Missile (Magic Missile)</p><p>Magic Missile, Thunderbolt</p><p>I'd better go. I'm so alone now, monsters attack me</p><p>He's just a poor dwarf, playing this RPG.</p><p>Fighting alone with this monstrosity</p><p>Easy kill, easy blow, let my level grow</p><p>Experience! No, your level will not grow.</p><p>(Let it grow!) Experience! My growth rate is too slow.</p><p>(Let it grow!) Experience! I want to wield my bow.</p><p>(Wield your bow) Let my crystal glow.</p><p>(Let it glow) Land a crushing blow. (Crushing blow)</p><p>No, no, no, no, no, no, no</p><p>(Oh, mama mia, mama mia) I can't fail this saving throw.</p><p>Beelzebub is a demon and he's after me, help me, HELP ME!</p><p></p><p>So you think you can beat me by rolling a five</p><p>You can't harm me, if you did, I'd just get revived.</p><p>Oh, slay me, no way that you can slay me</p><p>Just gotta take out, just gotta take out my new spear</p><p></p><p>Rolling really matters, dice are what you see</p><p>Rolling really matters,</p><p>Rolling really matters to me</p><p></p><p>Any way the game goes</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="reveal, post: 2252762, member: 1236"] [url]http://www.bbspot.com/News/2005/05/bohemian_rpg.html[/url] Bohemian RPG By Francisco Rangel and Cam Boyes (To the tune of " Bohemian Rhapsody " by Queen) It's not the real life. It's just an RPG. Caught in a dungeon. My escape from reality. Open your guide, look up dwarven stats and see, I'm just a fighter, magic is not for me Because it's easy loot, easy gold, level high, level low Any way the dice rolls really really matters to me, to me Mama, just killed an orc. Swung my axe against his head Rolled an 18, now he's dead. Mama, I just rolled a one My boots of speed won't let me run away Mama, ooh, running low on my supplies I'm running out of food and out of arrows Gotta run, gotta fight, hope my sword and shield don't shatter Too late, my dwarf is dumb His wisdom's down the drain, his intelligence is lame Got no constitution, charisma's null Gotta run, but my dexterity's uncouth Mama, ooh, I don't like this die I sometimes wish I'd rolled a much better char I see a little amulet-o on the ground Is it cursed? Is it cursed? Where'd the rest of my clan go? Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very fright'ning me Magic Missile (Magic Missile) Magic Missile (Magic Missile) Magic Missile, Thunderbolt I'd better go. I'm so alone now, monsters attack me He's just a poor dwarf, playing this RPG. Fighting alone with this monstrosity Easy kill, easy blow, let my level grow Experience! No, your level will not grow. (Let it grow!) Experience! My growth rate is too slow. (Let it grow!) Experience! I want to wield my bow. (Wield your bow) Let my crystal glow. (Let it glow) Land a crushing blow. (Crushing blow) No, no, no, no, no, no, no (Oh, mama mia, mama mia) I can't fail this saving throw. Beelzebub is a demon and he's after me, help me, HELP ME! So you think you can beat me by rolling a five You can't harm me, if you did, I'd just get revived. Oh, slay me, no way that you can slay me Just gotta take out, just gotta take out my new spear Rolling really matters, dice are what you see Rolling really matters, Rolling really matters to me Any way the game goes [/QUOTE]
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