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<blockquote data-quote="Telsar" data-source="post: 1613717" data-attributes="member: 18837"><p><strong>Horggroh, Male Albino Orc, Monk</strong></p><p></p><p>Horggroh walks contentedly through the streets of Boolder’s Goat barefoot, bits of gravel and small pieces of glass embedding themselves into the soles of his rough, caloused feet. He liked to think that as the bits of whatnot found their way into his soles during his travels, the lives of others wormed their way into his soul as well. Which wasn’t really true since everyone generally avoided the tall, freakish looking orc. But he liked to think it anyway.</p><p></p><p>Seeing the poster, he studies it carefully, a look of concern spreading on his face. <em>The Ultimate Ultimate-Something? That can’t be right. If something was the ultimate, especially if something was the double ultimate, it would need something to balance it out. And then this Ultimate Ultimate-Something Else would also be double ultimate, really making neither the ultimate, or double ultimate. Oh, my head hurts. I need to investigate this. </em></p><p></p><p>Finding the Unpleasurable Horsie, he strides inside, only to find none of the expected manure. <em>Faulty advertisement, that.</em> He grabs a stool, and steps back outside, easily balancing on it to reach the sign. Taking out a peace of chalk, he draws a simple flower on the sign, growing out of the pile of horse droppings. Happy with the more balanced look, if not with his non-existant artistic skills, he jumps down and carries the stool back inside.</p><p></p><p>Heading to the bar, he says loudly to anyone who’ll listen “I’m looking for Gromswee!” Then he loses his track of thought for a second “Hmmm… Gromswee, Gromswee. Is it just me or does the name sound like his mother got interrupted before she finished naming him? Who ends a name with ‘swee’?” Suddenly remembering why he’s here, “Anyway, Gromswee…”, trailing off a bit on the name, then saying “where might I find him?”</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Telsar, post: 1613717, member: 18837"] [b]Horggroh, Male Albino Orc, Monk[/b] Horggroh walks contentedly through the streets of Boolder’s Goat barefoot, bits of gravel and small pieces of glass embedding themselves into the soles of his rough, caloused feet. He liked to think that as the bits of whatnot found their way into his soles during his travels, the lives of others wormed their way into his soul as well. Which wasn’t really true since everyone generally avoided the tall, freakish looking orc. But he liked to think it anyway. Seeing the poster, he studies it carefully, a look of concern spreading on his face. [I]The Ultimate Ultimate-Something? That can’t be right. If something was the ultimate, especially if something was the double ultimate, it would need something to balance it out. And then this Ultimate Ultimate-Something Else would also be double ultimate, really making neither the ultimate, or double ultimate. Oh, my head hurts. I need to investigate this. [/I] Finding the Unpleasurable Horsie, he strides inside, only to find none of the expected manure. [I]Faulty advertisement, that.[/I] He grabs a stool, and steps back outside, easily balancing on it to reach the sign. Taking out a peace of chalk, he draws a simple flower on the sign, growing out of the pile of horse droppings. Happy with the more balanced look, if not with his non-existant artistic skills, he jumps down and carries the stool back inside. Heading to the bar, he says loudly to anyone who’ll listen “I’m looking for Gromswee!” Then he loses his track of thought for a second “Hmmm… Gromswee, Gromswee. Is it just me or does the name sound like his mother got interrupted before she finished naming him? Who ends a name with ‘swee’?” Suddenly remembering why he’s here, “Anyway, Gromswee…”, trailing off a bit on the name, then saying “where might I find him?” [/QUOTE]
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