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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Silver Moon" data-source="post: 1227135" data-attributes="member: 8530">Top Ten comical lines stated during Dougmander's Septentrionalis game (excluding the wonderful lines already cited by dougmander): #10:  Stated by the player of the Mohawk Brave after he summons up a second group of wolves to help attack the enemies, and the DM apologizes for not bringing enough wolf miniatures:  “That’s okay.  I’ll take Dire Elephants if you have them.” #9:  Stated by the non-superstitious Natural Philosopher as a large group of shadowy wrath-like sprits emerge in the air above the party:  "Birds.  They’re just birds.”#8:  Stated by the Buccaneer pirate when the Rogue asks where the two other party members have gone off to:  ”They are checking out a building just beyond the trees, but don’t tell the French fop.  He’ll cry if he finds out that he could have actually slept under a roof last night.”  #7:  Stated by a player after the DM describes the humanoid scarecrow attacking them as “He looks like Ray Bolger.”:  “You mean he’s dead?”  #6:  Optimistically stated by the party’s Rogues, when they are hopelessly outmatched by a contingent of armed enemy riders swiftly charging them: “Good!  Here come our horses.”#5:  Stated by the French Musketeer after the party leaves the reef in a hastily constructed raft, and the DM asks if they are rowing towards the Massachusetts coast a few hundred yards away.  “No, I say we row back to France.”#4:  Stated by a player after the rogue was hauled into the ocean by a group of sea devils:  “So, I guess he lost the immunity challenge and was voted off the island.”#3:   Stated by the Buccaneer pirate after the Musketeer questions if either of the women in the party might actually be witches:  “Let’s check.  Does anybody have a duck?” #2:  Stated by the French Musketeer after a reference is made to the French Noblewoman's bustle being over her chest, and the player states “You’re thinking of a corset, a bustle is worn on the rear.”:  “She is a witch! She’s wearing it backwards!”#1:  Stated by a player after the Mohawk Brave casts a spell and says “I’m calling some wolf brothers to come help us”:   “It looks like it worked!”, while pointing at Piratecat’s dog Finny, which has just entered the room and sat down beside the Mohawk’s player.</blockquote>

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