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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Larry Fitz" data-source="post: 597431" data-attributes="member: 3949">I don't know where to begin, first you can all rest easy knowing Jenn and I made it back safely to Connecticut anfter an hour or so of regaling each other with tales of heroism and derring do (and a little bit of derring don't as well), and then two hours of Jenn napping while I caught up on footbal and Colleg B-ball on the radio. P-kitty and KidCthulu thank you for inviting us into your palatial estate, Doc Midnite, that was the most fun one-off I've ever played in and I've played Stupor Powers with the guy that wrote it.... Though I have to confess that playing "Kobolds Ate My Baby" with the 9th level guys came close. In the days and weeks to come you will all no doubt come to hear of the evening's adventures, and the legends will grow, but  this one had it all, I will give you three of my favorite quotes from the evening..."I'm going to cut you like I spit on your dog.""C'mon Willie, let's go check out the traffic.""I have no time to bandy about cutlery with you."Imagine a movie in which:A Mercedes sedan gets driven through a bank and out a stain glass window.... followed by a Maserati, and it's NOT a chase scene....The villain escapes capture by riding a runaway ferris wheel out to the parking lot of an amusement park....One of the heroes is a psychotic Australian kidnapper, who also happens to be an ordained minister...and is NOT the comic relief character....The star of the movie is a mildly famous chef who is known for dressing up in rubber monster suits and cooking hot dogs with a small torch built into the mouth of the suit, who is pursuing the affections of a ridiculously dangerous femme fatale whose grandmother is so deeply involved in Hong Kong organized crime that she laughs at Yakuza assassins as being weak and digitally challenged...Some of the most spectacular stunts are done by a bumbling scientist with a penchant for a morbidly obese Giant Panda and hypochondria....The main villain is killed by the combination of Joel Grey (as Chiun in "Remo Williams") and Chow Yun Fat (A Better Tomorrow) and the wrecked roof of a bullet train grinding across the ... well... read the inevitable story hour posting to find out what exactly happened with that bullet train..... I hope they were insured...Again, I can't thank you all enough, that was great and it was great meeting you in person, now if I can just remember who each of you are in here.....Larry</blockquote>

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