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<blockquote data-quote="Ao the Overkitty" data-source="post: 1992974" data-attributes="member: 9758"><p>Well.. one of my favorite quotes was Fluffaderm (who was keeping a list) to Zog (who was making the list long) in reference to all of his quotes. "I can't write that fast!"</p><p></p><p>The group is at the local fast food restaurant just as the zombies are rising. The cheerleader goes into the bathroom to purge any possible zombie meat from her system.</p><p>Zombie Master: "There is a rattling coming from over there. It sounds like someone is having problems with the lock on one of the stools........Umm.. I meant stalls."</p><p></p><p>The group was holed up at Crazy Larry's, where the nerd found larry's porn collection.</p><p>Kidcthulhu (playing the cheerleader, Britteny): "Those are totally fake!"</p><p>Gospog (playing the nerd, Jasper Poindexter the third): [Happy grin on his face] "Yeeaaahh."</p><p></p><p>While at the hospital, they are trying to save a nurse from zombies.</p><p>Zog (playing Crazy Larry): "Run towards us! We have Guns!"</p><p></p><p>The group is at the slaughterhouse and are talking to the caretaker, a very old man named Alfred.</p><p>Fluffaderm (playing the tough chick, Vasquez): "Look! There is a horde of zombies outside!"</p><p>Alfred: [vacant smile] "Would they like some tea?"</p><p></p><p>Just what I remember (correctly, i hope).</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Ao the Overkitty, post: 1992974, member: 9758"] Well.. one of my favorite quotes was Fluffaderm (who was keeping a list) to Zog (who was making the list long) in reference to all of his quotes. "I can't write that fast!" The group is at the local fast food restaurant just as the zombies are rising. The cheerleader goes into the bathroom to purge any possible zombie meat from her system. Zombie Master: "There is a rattling coming from over there. It sounds like someone is having problems with the lock on one of the stools........Umm.. I meant stalls." The group was holed up at Crazy Larry's, where the nerd found larry's porn collection. Kidcthulhu (playing the cheerleader, Britteny): "Those are totally fake!" Gospog (playing the nerd, Jasper Poindexter the third): [Happy grin on his face] "Yeeaaahh." While at the hospital, they are trying to save a nurse from zombies. Zog (playing Crazy Larry): "Run towards us! We have Guns!" The group is at the slaughterhouse and are talking to the caretaker, a very old man named Alfred. Fluffaderm (playing the tough chick, Vasquez): "Look! There is a horde of zombies outside!" Alfred: [vacant smile] "Would they like some tea?" Just what I remember (correctly, i hope). [/QUOTE]
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