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<blockquote data-quote="Jabborwacky" data-source="post: 6836709" data-attributes="member: 98608"><p>Here are some other methods of getting passed all that security from a security expert's point of view! </p><p></p><p>1. Find the Weakest Link: Do one of the guards hate their boss? Are they not getting paid enough for their hard work? Find that unlucky guy or gal and convince them to give you access!</p><p></p><p>2. Piggybacking: Is there an important delivery that needs to be made? Are the delivery guys in a hurry? Give them a helping hand! Next thing you know, you're passed the guards and inside the building!</p><p></p><p>3. Good ol' Trojan Horse: Kind of similar to piggybacking, except you get to be all lazy in your padded box while the delivery guys do all the heavy lifting. </p><p></p><p>4. Baiting: Who doesn't like a free drink? Have the bard invite the guards to the local tavern. Before they know it, a simple afternoon drink turns into a night of debauchery, leaving the mansion in a state of confusion as the more experienced guards start asking the important question, "Am I being paid enough overtime for this?"</p><p></p><p>5. Fraudulent Services: There be a wabbajack infestation! By the gods man, you don't know what wabbajacks can do?! Have you noticed little things going wrong lately? That could be their doing! Here, let my priest friend and I bless your home in the name of [insert respected local deity here] and we'll drive any wabbajacks out of your house! They especially like the cellar, so we may need your house keys. </p><p></p><p>I hope you all enjoyed that as much as I enjoyed writing it. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Jabborwacky, post: 6836709, member: 98608"] Here are some other methods of getting passed all that security from a security expert's point of view! 1. Find the Weakest Link: Do one of the guards hate their boss? Are they not getting paid enough for their hard work? Find that unlucky guy or gal and convince them to give you access! 2. Piggybacking: Is there an important delivery that needs to be made? Are the delivery guys in a hurry? Give them a helping hand! Next thing you know, you're passed the guards and inside the building! 3. Good ol' Trojan Horse: Kind of similar to piggybacking, except you get to be all lazy in your padded box while the delivery guys do all the heavy lifting. 4. Baiting: Who doesn't like a free drink? Have the bard invite the guards to the local tavern. Before they know it, a simple afternoon drink turns into a night of debauchery, leaving the mansion in a state of confusion as the more experienced guards start asking the important question, "Am I being paid enough overtime for this?" 5. Fraudulent Services: There be a wabbajack infestation! By the gods man, you don't know what wabbajacks can do?! Have you noticed little things going wrong lately? That could be their doing! Here, let my priest friend and I bless your home in the name of [insert respected local deity here] and we'll drive any wabbajacks out of your house! They especially like the cellar, so we may need your house keys. I hope you all enjoyed that as much as I enjoyed writing it. :D [/QUOTE]
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