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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Wrahn" data-source="post: 1398391" data-attributes="member: 9191">A gnome walks into the room.  His appearance is average, but not the normal sort of average where there are slight features that tend to stand out and merge together, but an extraordinary average that makes the him appear as the prototypical every-gnome.  When you picture an average gnome in your mind, you picture the gnome that has just stepped into the room.  His thinning brown hair is somewhat unkempt, his spindly body covered in a slightly rumpled gray robe.As he steps in, he has a rag in his hands and is cleaning a pair of spectacles.  He pauses holding them up to the light for inspection as he say in a slightly nasal voice, “I understand there are some items that you need to identify, of the magical persuasion.”“You show great wisdom coming to me.  You will find none better here or anywhere else for the delvings into the deeper mysteries than me, Meekel Brokenwheel.”  Seemingly satisfied with the cleanliness of he glasses, he puts them in and looks at his clients for the first time.  “I…” he gapes at Brystania.He shakes his head once, as if to clear it, “I believe I know you, or know of you.” He ponders a moment holding up his hand before anyone can interject with introductions, “No, no I will get it, it may take a few moment for the old head engine to kick in.”“Any way you were here about objects arcane.  I am willing to tell you what I know of said objects but there will be a price of two parts.  First part of the price is that would will allow me to add the items and a rough sketch to my books, for publication at a later date when I finally decide to settle down.  The second part is… Brystania Purelove! of the temple of Sune.” He interrupts himself, “Yes, of course, I should have had it immediately, you had an auction recently, something about gallivanting around the planes with…with a new paramour, some gigantic barbarian, with a large purse.”He seems pleased with himself for finally coming up with his answer.</blockquote>

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