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<blockquote data-quote="sr123" data-source="post: 6093385" data-attributes="member: 6674166">Lazer Pony is a (redundant) super hero who fires insanely powerful lasers from his eyes. The lasers destroy everything... including his cornea... hence he is permanently blind.Blindness affords him many advantages. For example, hot women fawn over him because he is the only person who is ostensibly not judging them on their looks (which he <a href="http://superredundant.com/?p=488" target="_blank">does anyway</a>). He also periodically grabs his more-well-endowed leaguemates's breasts because he &quot;thought he was getting <a href="http://superredundant.com/?p=414" target="_blank">two overripe grapefruit</a> from the kitchen.&quot;However, unlike the &quot;Lazer Stallion&quot; of most <a href="http://superredundant.com/?p=393" target="_blank">other realities</a>, he hasn't really been able to manage the whole &quot;heightened senses&quot; or &quot;general competence&quot; or &quot;<a href="http://superredundant.com/?p=440" target="_blank">fear of spiders</a>&quot; thing. Hilarity ensues.So that's one subverting color of the blind marksman. Or you could go in the <a href="http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0614.html" target="_blank">Ol' Blind Brainy Eagle-Eye Pete</a> direction</blockquote>

[QUOTE="sr123, post: 6093385, member: 6674166"] Lazer Pony is a (redundant) super hero who fires insanely powerful lasers from his eyes. The lasers destroy everything... including his cornea... hence he is permanently blind. Blindness affords him many advantages. For example, hot women fawn over him because he is the only person who is ostensibly not judging them on their looks (which he [URL="http://superredundant.com/?p=488"]does anyway[/URL]). He also periodically grabs his more-well-endowed leaguemates's breasts because he "thought he was getting [URL="http://superredundant.com/?p=414"]two overripe grapefruit[/URL] from the kitchen." However, unlike the "Lazer Stallion" of most [URL="http://superredundant.com/?p=393"]other realities[/URL], he hasn't really been able to manage the whole "heightened senses" or "general competence" or "[URL="http://superredundant.com/?p=440"]fear of spiders[/URL]" thing. Hilarity ensues. So that's one subverting color of the blind marksman. Or you could go in the [URL="http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0614.html"]Ol' Blind Brainy Eagle-Eye Pete[/URL] direction [/QUOTE]

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