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<blockquote data-quote="Desdichado" data-source="post: 2644957" data-attributes="member: 2205"><p>Wow, I'm surprised Conan is winning this so easily; I can only imagine that most voters are unfamiliar with the Tarzan books!</p><p></p><p>Tarzan was just as fast, strong and--if anything--more brutal than Conan. He was more intelligent, too. He killed dozens of manapes, lions, leopards, snakes, crocodiles, and <em>even frikkin' dinosaurs</em> with either his bare hands, or just a hunting knife. He single-handedly kicked the butts of Kaiser Wilhem's entire African army (<em>Tarzan Untamed</em>) and that of Stalin as well (<em>Tarzan Triumphant)</em>. He was cursed? by an African witch-doctor with immortality. Not saying that he <em>should</em> win (although I voted for him), just that at the very least, the results should be close!</p><p></p><p>Of course, I was the one who had the Tarzan books, and I read them before I read Conan. Plus I've been an ERB fanboy since I was about 11 years old. Still, when I first read one Conan story ("Red Nails" I think?) and it mentioned that Conan had killed a charging bull with his bare-hands when he was younger, that was the first time I even got the impression that Conan could even play in the same playground as Tarzan. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f609.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-smilie="2"data-shortname=";)" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Desdichado, post: 2644957, member: 2205"] Wow, I'm surprised Conan is winning this so easily; I can only imagine that most voters are unfamiliar with the Tarzan books! Tarzan was just as fast, strong and--if anything--more brutal than Conan. He was more intelligent, too. He killed dozens of manapes, lions, leopards, snakes, crocodiles, and [i]even frikkin' dinosaurs[/i] with either his bare hands, or just a hunting knife. He single-handedly kicked the butts of Kaiser Wilhem's entire African army ([i]Tarzan Untamed[/i]) and that of Stalin as well ([i]Tarzan Triumphant)[/i]. He was cursed? by an African witch-doctor with immortality. Not saying that he [i]should[/i] win (although I voted for him), just that at the very least, the results should be close! Of course, I was the one who had the Tarzan books, and I read them before I read Conan. Plus I've been an ERB fanboy since I was about 11 years old. Still, when I first read one Conan story ("Red Nails" I think?) and it mentioned that Conan had killed a charging bull with his bare-hands when he was younger, that was the first time I even got the impression that Conan could even play in the same playground as Tarzan. ;) [/QUOTE]
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