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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Zubenelschemali" data-source="post: 254027" data-attributes="member: 5559">Well, I would just like to say a few words about the whole frog thing.  What was written about the frog incident was totally correct, except that there was just a tiny little debate in between.  I (Zoltan) was at first just ready to kill the frog right there.  The obvious problem with that action is the large dead uthuk body that would suddenly appear.  So then we got to thinking, and I said I would go up to the roof and throw the frog down to the first floor; maybe in a passing dumpster or something.  Splat.  Dead Uthuk Body. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D"  data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" />  But, No! <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f621.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":mad:" title="Mad    :mad:"  data-smilie="4"data-shortname=":mad:" /> "That's Too Close!", they protest!  OK, Fine.  I'll hurl the little creep with all my might, and being after midnight as it was, I doubt that many people would have noticed a tiny tree frog soaring through the air.  Then, quite a ways away, Splat!  Dead Uthuk Body. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D"  data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" />  But, No! <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f621.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":mad:" title="Mad    :mad:"  data-smilie="4"data-shortname=":mad:" /> "What if he doesn't die?" they implore!  Alright, They can figure it out!  So, many many possibilities were discussed very very quickly, with Zoltan mostly not liking any of them.  Then, the wicked little magic pipsqueek(Alahandra) used my very own "Zoltan Logic" on me and convinced me that I should simply go flush the frog down a toilet in another building.  That way when the frog drowns in the pipes, he will die and burst forth as a large uthuk, destroying all the plumbing in the meantime. (I actually liked the practical joke part of it! <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D"  data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" />)  Then everybody said they were going to bed and I was to deal with it.  So, I went down the street to a local bar and went promptly to the bathroom and flushed him.  And it was only as I watched the poor little frog swimming round and round for dear life, that I realized "What the $%#@ am I doing!!!" <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f621.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":mad:" title="Mad    :mad:"  data-smilie="4"data-shortname=":mad:" />  The frog will simply hold his breath, and come out in the sewer.  Our only hope would be the local sewer croc!  But, it was too late! <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f621.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":mad:" title="Mad    :mad:"  data-smilie="4"data-shortname=":mad:" />  I went back to the hotel.  Bad sleep.  The next morning everyone wanted to know what I did.  I told them and while looking at their totally stunned faces, I said "Blame it on her."  Then, I went to pay the damage bill because the room was in MY name.  I still half expect that we will see that Uthuk again.  Either as himself, which would suck, or as the cute little tree frog with a mean streak who lashes his tongue at anybody and everybody.Enough of that rant! <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f61b.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":p" title="Stick out tongue    :p"  data-smilie="7"data-shortname=":p" /> Thanks to Caliber for giving us yet another good summary of our adventures.  I can't wait until the next one is out. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile    :)"  data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /> ZubePS - I think it is funny that most guns and armor bought in this or the previous episode were on my ID (Something like 4 blasters <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f631.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":eek:" title="Eek!    :eek:"  data-smilie="9"data-shortname=":eek:" /> ).  These people must think I am a Gun Collector or something.  And then I go torch my hotel room.  Literally!  Hopefully, by the time my reputation precedes me, I will actually have a useful reputation.  Nudge. Nudge. Wink. Wink.</blockquote>

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