Oh mygod. How can you be a smart hero from burley idaho? I mean, we're talking about a race of people who can't figure out how to use a cappuccino machine at a Texaco.
"Do you have cappuccino?"
"Yes, it's that machine right next to you that reads, 'cappuccino' all over it."
"Oh, thanks."
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"Excuse me. How does it work?"
"Do you see that big white button that says 'PUSH' on it?"
"Yeah?"
"Push it."
"Oh, ok."
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"We're from Burley."