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<blockquote data-quote="Mortanis" data-source="post: 1248587" data-attributes="member: 14123"><p>Last night, in the midst of our campaign, the party thief wound up making some rather humorous comments. It usually happens, and it reminded some other party members that had gamed with me over the years that I used to keep a journal of all the funny quotes for us to go back over.</p><p></p><p>It prompted me to return a quotes section to my site. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /></p><p></p><p>Everyone's got them. Funny quotes from sessions that has everyone in tears. Post a few here, to pass the time on a slow tuesday!</p><p></p><p>I'll toss out a couple to start.</p><p></p><p>Also, to read more, or submit your own, visit my site at <a href="http://www.digitalcaelum.com/quotes.cfm" target="_blank">DigitalCaelum</a> </p><p></p><p>****</p><p>Evenstar: I'll suffocate him with his pillow.</p><p>DM: It's working, but the paralysis effects are starting to wear off. He moves his legs a bit.</p><p>Evenstar: I sit on his face to finish the job.</p><p>DM: It's working better.</p><p>Evenstar: I straddle his face and chin!</p><p></p><p>From my old shadowrun quotes:</p><p></p><p>Crash.."We've Got Partial Cover Bums Now!" </p><p></p><p>Player.. "I pick up his gun." </p><p>G.M. "The guy just lays there, too dazed to do anything." </p><p>Player.."Can I shoot him?" </p><p>G.M.. "You have a firearms of 1." </p><p>Player.."I have a throwing of 6 though. I throw his gun at him." </p><p></p><p>G.M.. "The bullets spray into your chest, completely deystroying what's left of your armor, and most of your vital organs. You suffer another serious wound, and with the one you took last turn, that puts you above deadly." </p><p>Player.. "Is it a free action to die?"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Mortanis, post: 1248587, member: 14123"] Last night, in the midst of our campaign, the party thief wound up making some rather humorous comments. It usually happens, and it reminded some other party members that had gamed with me over the years that I used to keep a journal of all the funny quotes for us to go back over. It prompted me to return a quotes section to my site. :) Everyone's got them. Funny quotes from sessions that has everyone in tears. Post a few here, to pass the time on a slow tuesday! I'll toss out a couple to start. Also, to read more, or submit your own, visit my site at [URL=http://www.digitalcaelum.com/quotes.cfm]DigitalCaelum[/URL] **** Evenstar: I'll suffocate him with his pillow. DM: It's working, but the paralysis effects are starting to wear off. He moves his legs a bit. Evenstar: I sit on his face to finish the job. DM: It's working better. Evenstar: I straddle his face and chin! From my old shadowrun quotes: Crash.."We've Got Partial Cover Bums Now!" Player.. "I pick up his gun." G.M. "The guy just lays there, too dazed to do anything." Player.."Can I shoot him?" G.M.. "You have a firearms of 1." Player.."I have a throwing of 6 though. I throw his gun at him." G.M.. "The bullets spray into your chest, completely deystroying what's left of your armor, and most of your vital organs. You suffer another serious wound, and with the one you took last turn, that puts you above deadly." Player.. "Is it a free action to die?" [/QUOTE]
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