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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Jim Butler" data-source="post: 1249048" data-attributes="member: 1461">OK. Here are some from my campaign (some stretching back a numbert of years):By spell, question or mere presence, the following individuals deserve their own credit in forcing me to spend more time behind the computer:Arlint, Tanya: "That's not a fireball!!" [The surprised words of Talaria Valanax as a meteor swarm engulfed her 'soon-to-be husband' Kellanon Valanax. Unfortunately, she was in the area of effect...]Barton, Jim: "I got hit by what?!" [On his first night of adventuring; the paladin falling to a horribly effective necromantic spell. He was blown into bite-sized morsels...]Cundy, Clay: "Now look what you've done!" [King Kellanon Valanax to Devar, the silver sword with a rather twisted sense of humor, after Devar forced him to take a roll on a mud bank...]Dean, Les: "I'll bet I can pull that statue of the red dragon down from Strahd's entryway!" [The immortal (and final) words spoken by a barbarian intent on the annihilation of all magic. The dragon breathed as he climbed up on it...]Desm, John: "I'm glad I didn't drink that..." [Rastar, after discovering a drink that he had ordered for himself was poisoned, and that Pholtyr had drank it...]Edwards, Eran: "I don't understand, according to what I was taught, that spell should have..." [Thanatos, after another spell behaved differently than he would have liked it too...] Damn rules lawyers!Duval, Paul: "Now, where does that little weasel think he's going!?" [General Andorian Whiterock commenting on the escape of a man on trial from his court as he leaped through a second story window.]Johnson, Dennis: "Doesn't that spider coming over the hill look a little different?" [The mighty paladin, looking for a little action outside a major city, before his final encounter with a Drider...] This one requires a bit more. It was under 2nd Edition rules, and the paladin needed 30 xp to go up a level. The drider rolled a 20, he rolled a 1 on his poison save.McGillis, Leonard: "Trust me..." [Spoken by Pholtyr Silverwalk after giving Thanatos a magic item he had created special—designed to detonate with meteor swarm upon utterance of a command word!]Olsen, Deneen: "Jump, bitch, Jump!!" [Shalara Silverstorm's familiar after Cameron Drake challenged Charon to the Keel.]Suedkamp, Mike: "I'm only here as an observer..." [In an attempt to dissolve the growing tension as a lawful neutral monk tried to join with a group of good initiates...]Turner, Deb: "I've got to be doing something wrong..." [Priest-Lord Megan Fireform after another unsuccessful turning attempt.] Deb's turning rolls were so bad that the religion actually changed. Preists of the lord of war must now destroy (instead of turn) undead...</blockquote>

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