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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Eccles" data-source="post: 1250502" data-attributes="member: 5675">We played in a superhero game some time ago, for which my two favourite quotes (other than the invention of spray-on plate mail) were:"Of all the people I don't trust to use the Staff of Moses, I trust us the least."And "Have you ever come up with a plan that doesn't involve either nuclear weapons or your forehead?"Then we have the Deadlands D20 campaign, which produced lines such as:P1. "It must be a monster"P2. "A monster that eats people"P3. "But doesn't eat their ears"P4. "And is made of hair""Are you kidding? Get into a firefight? I'm carrying a home-made minigun in one arm, a lit torch in the other, and juggling a bucket of unstable plastic explosive!""Would you mind not killing the children until I've become distracted by looting this building?" P1. "What are we doing in the church?"5 seconds laterP1. "What's [P2] doing way over there if we're all in the church?" "Next time, I'm just going to shove all the plastic explosive in at once..." "Talking to someone doesn't automatically preclude the option of shooting them later if they didn't have anything interesting to say..." "I don't believe this - I've got 3 of them! I'm on fire!"BANG!"AAARGH! I'M ON FIRE!" - My character, before and after he exploded...</blockquote>