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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Mortanis" data-source="post: 1251321" data-attributes="member: 14123">Funny situation leads to funny quotes.In my last campaign, one player played a lively dwarf that would basically do anything he was dared to.  At one large party thrown by the king, he noticed some catapults, and so invented the new sport of "Dwarfpulting".  This involved firing the dwarf from the catapult, and try to do one of two things: attempt to blow the dwarf up with a fireball while in mid air, or nail him with a ballista before he hits the water (fired over the ocean, of course).Every time there was a situation that required a distraction, a new way in, or anything that even remotely could involve firing a dwarf from a catapult.Frequently they'd enter town and declare "This town could use a bit of Dwarfpulting".</blockquote>