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<blockquote data-quote="Silver Moon" data-source="post: 1251337" data-attributes="member: 8530">A few worthy entries from my &quot;Chinese Take-out&quot; Story Hour:#1When the bard and demigod Finder Wyvernspur is teaching the party's extemely attractive guide, who three party members are in love with, how to play a magical harp:Finder stands behind her and reaches his arms around her, holding his hands above hers.&nbsp; The dwarf Duegar exclaims &quot;Hey, He's making time with our girl!&quot;&nbsp; Mojo comments &quot;Maybe I should try that.&quot;&nbsp; &quot;What? Becoming a Demigod?&quot; Serita questions.&nbsp; Mojo responds &quot;Sure!&quot;&nbsp; Narg interjects &quot;Oh yeah, I can just see your application for divine ascension.&nbsp; 'Reason for seeking godhood: To pick up girls.'&nbsp; Mojo answers &quot;Hey, it worked for Zeus!&quot;#2&nbsp;After the party rescues some low-level adventurers on their way to fight the main villain:The human named Maple-twig raises his hand to ask a question.&nbsp; Serita turns to him and snaps &quot;Yeah, what is it?&quot;&nbsp;&nbsp; He meekly states &quot;Am I to understand that you are planning to take all of us with you to attack a god?&quot;&nbsp; &quot;Yeah Serita answers.&nbsp; &quot;Can I remind you that we are all novices.&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp; &quot;Don't worry,&quot; Narg assures him, &quot;You may not die until the second or third day.&quot;&nbsp; Mojo gestures to the new additons and asks &quot;Are you saying they are expendable?&quot;&nbsp; &quot;Let's put them in red shirts&quot; Serita replies.#3Days later, outside of the enemy's stronghold and figuring how to get through a closed gate:Serita tells Narg &quot;Why don't you use those fancy 'Mittens of Lifting Things Up'.&quot;&nbsp; &quot;Mittens?&quot; He answers, &quot;They are called Gauntlets of Ogre Power.&quot;&nbsp; Mojo adds &quot;Yeah, if they were mittens he'd have strings to time them to his armor.&quot;&nbsp; Narg answers &quot;They still do.&nbsp; My mother would kill me if I lost them.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Silver Moon, post: 1251337, member: 8530"] A few worthy entries from my "Chinese Take-out" Story Hour: [B]#1[/B] When the bard and demigod Finder Wyvernspur is teaching the party's extemely attractive guide, who three party members are in love with, how to play a magical harp: [I]Finder stands behind her and reaches his arms around her, holding his hands above hers. The dwarf Duegar exclaims "Hey, He's making time with our girl!" Mojo comments "Maybe I should try that." "What? Becoming a Demigod?" Serita questions. Mojo responds "Sure!" Narg interjects "Oh yeah, I can just see your application for divine ascension. 'Reason for seeking godhood: To pick up girls.' Mojo answers "Hey, it worked for Zeus!"[/I] [B]#2[/B] After the party rescues some low-level adventurers on their way to fight the main villain: [I]The human named Maple-twig raises his hand to ask a question. Serita turns to him and snaps "Yeah, what is it?" He meekly states "Am I to understand that you are planning to take all of us with you to attack a god?" "Yeah Serita answers. "Can I remind you that we are all novices." "Don't worry," Narg assures him, "You may not die until the second or third day." Mojo gestures to the new additons and asks "Are you saying they are expendable?" "Let's put them in red shirts" Serita replies.[/I] [B]#3[/B] Days later, outside of the enemy's stronghold and figuring how to get through a closed gate: [I]Serita tells Narg "Why don't you use those fancy 'Mittens of Lifting Things Up'." "Mittens?" He answers, "They are called Gauntlets of Ogre Power." Mojo adds "Yeah, if they were mittens he'd have strings to time them to his armor." Narg answers "They still do. My mother would kill me if I lost them."[/I] [/QUOTE]

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