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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Blasphemonkey" data-source="post: 1276221" data-attributes="member: 13023">Here's some goodies from our last game (Story Hour soon to come):"I'm going to save the half-orc as well," Blackraven said, using his trained skill at healing."Why do we want two people left?" Wiglaf asked."Just in case the spell doesn't work," Brennan replied."Well, you see," Edwin interjected. "If we spew out the entrails of one, it should make the other one more cooperative.""Plus we can stuff those entrails into the other one's mouth," Blackraven said."We could make one watch as we torture the other," Brennan continued.The paladin cleared her throat and said, "I just may have a problem with that.""Interesting," Brennan commented. "None of them were carrying any money. Edwin, do you have any Detect Thoughts spells memorized?""Yes. We could use that. Let's wake them up. This is an invasion of privacy, if I've ever heard it.""So is stabbing someone with a sword.""Okay, fair enough."Blackraven said, "No, that's an invasion of life force."(Later, they are interrogating one of the prisoners. He is not answering, yet they can hear all the answers in his mind, thanks to a Detect Thoughts spell.)Brennan said, "So...if you give us three excellent reasons why we shouldn't kill you, we'll consider it."Edwin said, "You don't have to answer right now, just think about it."Edwin walked over and opened the tome. As he did so, a transparent figure of a male human appeared next to the door, and the door seemed to slam shut of it's own volition. Then with a click, they heard it lock. It was a Ghost. Edwin said, "I'm sorry, I just got the party killed."- Blasphemonkey</blockquote>

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