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<blockquote data-quote="Psychotic Jim" data-source="post: 5199341" data-attributes="member: 547">To serve a hag Alternatively titled:&nbsp; How much will ya give me for this larva, Guvner? HEROISM! The stuff that legends are made of!&nbsp; Fighting the good fight against the greatest depravity the world has ever faced!&nbsp; Impossible odds turned into epic story! Larger than life heroes take on the most earth-shattering villains! ...in this campaign, you'll have none o' that!To Serve a Hag is a grimy Planescape (or outer planes) campaign for low-level evil (or at best darkly neutral) characters in the gutter.&nbsp; Congratulations, you've just entered lifetime employment working for a grand old lady, a Night Hag.&nbsp; Whether you've been bribed, blackmailed, cajoled, coerced, or even dragged along for the booze, you realize you've gotten more than you bargained for.&nbsp; No, you are not kill-everything mercenaries, no, something far... juicer&nbsp; Your employer's business is so successful; she needs help hawking her wares.&nbsp; Yes, the lot of you are peddlers of the weird and forbidden, specifically, souls!&nbsp; Not just any souls- EVIL souls!&nbsp; Your chief commodity is larvae- the lifeblood of the lower planes, fiendish evil in its most basic form, sin made flesh.All new soul peddlers begin in the most humble of beginnings, in a few safehouses within the worst dregs of the Hive Ward in the town of Sigil.&nbsp; There, you'll set up your business.&nbsp; And your mission, whether you choose to accept it or not, will be to claw your way out of the world of muck by making a proper business of your lemonade stand operations.&nbsp; Go boldly forth into more lucrative (but also more dangerous) territory, and you might even have a date with a lich or two!But don't get any ideas about betraying your benevolent* contractor, for she's a canny one.&nbsp; At least not until you’re ready,that will be WAAAY down the line.&nbsp; For now, just worry about placating that disgruntled barbazu over there.*Hey, she hasn’t killed you yet, has she?</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Psychotic Jim, post: 5199341, member: 547"] [B][SIZE="5"]To serve a hag[/SIZE][/B] Alternatively titled: [I]How much will ya give me for this larva, Guvner?[/I] HEROISM! The stuff that legends are made of! Fighting the good fight against the greatest depravity the world has ever faced! Impossible odds turned into epic story! Larger than life heroes take on the most earth-shattering villains! ...in this campaign, you'll have none o' that! To Serve a Hag is a grimy Planescape (or outer planes) campaign for low-level evil (or at best darkly neutral) characters in the gutter. Congratulations, you've just entered lifetime employment working for a grand old lady, a Night Hag. Whether you've been bribed, blackmailed, cajoled, coerced, or even dragged along for the booze, you realize you've gotten more than you bargained for. No, you are not kill-everything mercenaries, no, something far... [I]juicer[/I] Your employer's business is so successful; she needs help hawking her wares. Yes, the lot of you are peddlers of the weird and forbidden, specifically, souls! Not just any souls- EVIL souls! Your chief commodity is larvae- the lifeblood of the lower planes, fiendish evil in its most basic form, sin made flesh. All new soul peddlers begin in the most humble of beginnings, in a few safehouses within the worst dregs of the Hive Ward in the town of Sigil. There, you'll set up your business. And your mission, whether you choose to accept it or not, will be to claw your way out of the world of muck by making a proper business of your lemonade stand operations. Go boldly forth into more lucrative (but also more dangerous) territory, and you might even have a date with a lich or two! But don't get any ideas about betraying your benevolent* contractor, for she's a canny one. At least not until you’re ready,that will be WAAAY down the line. For now, just worry about placating that disgruntled barbazu over there. *Hey, she hasn’t killed you yet, has she? [/QUOTE]

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