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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Bohandas" data-source="post: 9423377" data-attributes="member: 7015707">The Mean Streets of Middle Earth - police procedural LotR parody. People are getting addicted to magic rings and the PCs need to take out the cartel that's bringing them into the city.Party Till You Die - The demon lord of parties has taken over a town or city. It's kind of like the Powerpuff Girls episode "<a href="https://powerpuffgirls.fandom.com/wiki/Painbow" target="_blank">Painbow</a>", but with blackjack and hookers...and crossed with the combination cocktail/raiding party from Life, The Universe, and Everything...and with the drug fiend gang from Fallout New Vegas...and - depending on your table's stomach for mature content - also crossed with the party from Salò.Suffice to say that in the weeks that the party has lasted:*they've used up all their food and turned to raiding and cannibalism*all regular work has ceased*many people have been turned into flesh pinatas and been whacked open and had their insides devoured, including the town's government and captains of industry and the parents of children age 5-14*the entire city is addicted to drugs*many have died from drugs*there's a unique type of undead running around that's kept up and moving entirely by speed and cocaine, and lapses back into death without regular doses*there's demon strippers (succubus brd 1) running around*most of the water has been transmutated into hard liquor*work animals are no longer useful. animals who enter the area become only interested in mating.*Most of the area's females are pregnant with demon spawnThe demon lord who is responsible for all this is looks like sort of a cross between a slaaneshi daemon, a character from GWAR, a Cenobite of the Order of the Gash, and a douchebag DJ. He has two mouths, one of which constantly sucks on a ventilator mask that constantly delivers dream-mist (BOVD pg 42); he slowly suffocates if this ventilator is severed. A cloud of dream-mist constantly surrounds him. Deafening music surrounds him as well; it originates from no visible source. Armor is of limited protection against him unless one has a high will save, as those who come near him are compelled to disrobe.The city in question was previously under the austere and authoritarian thumb of Dispater, and was targeted by the tanar'ri for this reason. Devils trying either to reestablish control and/or to liquidate the city in order to collect any souls to which they still have a claim may exist as a significant faction in the adventureSee <a href="https://forums.giantitp.com/showsinglepost.php?p=25844401&postcount=44" target="_blank">View Single Post: Unique Fiends</a>Recommended music: "Le Galop Infernal (Can-can from Orpheus In The Underworld)" (by Jacque Offenbach), "Party Til You Die" (by MakJ and Timmy Trumpet) "Ragnarok" (by GWAR) "Headless Boogie" (by ICP) "Party In The Gutter" (by Richard Gein) "Lit Up" (by Buckcherry) "Acid Queen" (by The Who)[spoiler]the AI couldn't handle the extra mouths, the monstrous shape, or the death, but I think it's captured the seediness, the gas mask, and the party atmosphere<img src="https://artbreeder.b-cdn.net/imgs/897aaeb5c1fa8c856c614eeac840.jpeg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " data-size="" style="" /><img src="https://artbreeder.b-cdn.net/imgs/58069342242fdde0864753e50579.jpeg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " data-size="" style="" /><img src="https://artbreeder.b-cdn.net/imgs/47ce21eb7cbb307300d7c6286777.jpeg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " data-size="" style="" /><img src="https://artbreeder.b-cdn.net/imgs/b9cbc69c127ab65582397daff7f2.jpeg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " data-size="" style="" />[/spoiler]The Bloodsucking Robot Zombie Pod People From Another World - Toon. The world is simultaneously overrun by zombies, vampires, pod people, The Thing, and a race of assimilating cyborgs (and maybe also "The World's End" style robot replacements, and also dopplegangers). And now everyone, including the monsters, is paranoid that any one of them might have been secretly replacedThe Sector of the Phoenix* - The Humanists are breeding (as in breeding, not clones, so they're unregistered and unknown to Friend Computer) an army to overrun Alpha Complex in an abandoned sector* Title is a parody of La Secta Del Fénix by Jorge Borges</blockquote>

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