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<blockquote data-quote="KenHood" data-source="post: 4847487" data-attributes="member: 4413"><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: Red">"Hello, pretty lady who step from shadow! Before I hit you, I must tell you our love is doom from start. One, even though you have tight bottom and slim waist and firm...*slurp*..."</span></span></span> Tonk wipes drool off his tusks. <span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">"Excuse me. Even though, I am not one with the Forest Fever, which is to say crazy for elf girl. Two, I know even though you look pretty and young, you is old as hill and maybe mountain, so is like May-December relationship, and Mama say, 'Tonk, is okay if marry more old woman, but not if her egg dry like dust, because Mama want grandbaby!' Three, half-orc is okay. Half-elf is okay. Half-elf, half-half-orc no is okay. So, no baby. So, even though our love strong and last forever, in late day, when I old and you still look pretty, you say, 'Oh, Tonk, my one wish is for to have baby with you!' And I say, 'Oh, pretty elf lady, my one wish is for you to have baby of me!' Then, our final time together is bittersweet, with always one regret. And I die before you die. And you mourn me forever, and always wish for to have half-elf, half-half-orc baby. Is much sad and make me want to cry just to think it. So I say all this for to let you know, we have professional relationship with no look of longing or little flirt or sniff of hair, because it make happy in short time, but it make much sad in long time. Okay?"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">"Now, if you stand still, I hit you in face."</span></span></span></p><p></p><p>Tonk opens the all-you-can-eat knuckle sandwich buffet for the elf girl.</p><p></p><p>[sblock=Damage]<a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2141870/" target="_blank">Punch (1d4+4=6)</a> Sorry, can't honor you with all the extra damages. Didn't have five minutes of rest.[/sblock]</p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: Red">"Okay. It maybe make you more attractive that you take good punch, but relationship is still doom, so no shake hip around me and tempt me! I stand on principal. Okay, is your turn!"</span></span></span></p><p></p><p>Tonk folds his hands behinds his back and waits.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="KenHood, post: 4847487, member: 4413"] [SIZE="3"][FONT="Arial Black"][COLOR="Red"]"Hello, pretty lady who step from shadow! Before I hit you, I must tell you our love is doom from start. One, even though you have tight bottom and slim waist and firm...*slurp*..."[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] Tonk wipes drool off his tusks. [COLOR="red"][SIZE="3"][FONT="Arial Black"]"Excuse me. Even though, I am not one with the Forest Fever, which is to say crazy for elf girl. Two, I know even though you look pretty and young, you is old as hill and maybe mountain, so is like May-December relationship, and Mama say, 'Tonk, is okay if marry more old woman, but not if her egg dry like dust, because Mama want grandbaby!' Three, half-orc is okay. Half-elf is okay. Half-elf, half-half-orc no is okay. So, no baby. So, even though our love strong and last forever, in late day, when I old and you still look pretty, you say, 'Oh, Tonk, my one wish is for to have baby with you!' And I say, 'Oh, pretty elf lady, my one wish is for you to have baby of me!' Then, our final time together is bittersweet, with always one regret. And I die before you die. And you mourn me forever, and always wish for to have half-elf, half-half-orc baby. Is much sad and make me want to cry just to think it. So I say all this for to let you know, we have professional relationship with no look of longing or little flirt or sniff of hair, because it make happy in short time, but it make much sad in long time. Okay?" "Now, if you stand still, I hit you in face."[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] Tonk opens the all-you-can-eat knuckle sandwich buffet for the elf girl. [sblock=Damage][url=http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2141870/]Punch (1d4+4=6)[/url] Sorry, can't honor you with all the extra damages. Didn't have five minutes of rest.[/sblock] [SIZE="3"][FONT="Arial Black"][COLOR="Red"]"Okay. It maybe make you more attractive that you take good punch, but relationship is still doom, so no shake hip around me and tempt me! I stand on principal. Okay, is your turn!"[/COLOR][/FONT][COLOR="Red"][/color][/SIZE][COLOR="Red"][/COLOR] Tonk folds his hands behinds his back and waits. [/QUOTE]
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