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<blockquote data-quote="KenHood" data-source="post: 4876322" data-attributes="member: 4413"><p>[sblock=OOC]Nah! That just makes it even funnier![/sblock]</p><p></p><p>Tonk returns, still tightening the straps on his armor.</p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red">"Okay! One, I much apology to you all! I mess up ambush because I like boy goat that jump up and down to make the curd in the milk<span style="font-size: 9px">...(What is word?)...(Ah!)...</span>I ram-buck-cheese."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red">"Two, I get far from Kill Buddy. I bad example. You no do like I do. Is not smart. So, I is sorry!"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red">"Five, I think maybe no wear clothes is bad idea. See? I leave name-tag on clothes. What if you forget name of me? So, that me not think too much for you. I apology again."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red">"Four, I--"</span></span></span></p><p></p><p>Tonk stops and shares a quizzical look with all his party members.</p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red">"Hey! Why you no happy? You like Gloomy Gus! He no happy, too! We finish job and make the money! We do quick-quick, so I bet we get letter from Szink-Szink Man that say we do good job. We give letter to other job-have-person, and he feel much good about give us his job, too. Is good day!"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red">"Okay! I search now!"</span></span></span></p><p></p><p>Tonk searches through all the bodies. When he finishes with them, he smashes open their heads and squishes their brains with his feet, smearing them as far as possible. Then, he chops off their hands and feet, throwing the parts into the bush. After that, he builds a bonfire and places the corpses upon it, before lighting the flames.</p><p></p><p>After he finishes with the bodies, he searches the house in a most ungentle fashion...</p><p></p><p>In fact, there's probably not going to be much of a house left.</p><p></p><p>After finishing with the house, he goes over the grounds and checks to see if anything is buried or hidden in a tree or somesuch.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: DimGray">OOC: In 3E, we'd call this 'Taking 20', boys and girls.</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="KenHood, post: 4876322, member: 4413"] [sblock=OOC]Nah! That just makes it even funnier![/sblock] Tonk returns, still tightening the straps on his armor. [FONT="Arial Black"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="Red"]"Okay! One, I much apology to you all! I mess up ambush because I like boy goat that jump up and down to make the curd in the milk[SIZE="1"]...(What is word?)...(Ah!)...[/SIZE]I ram-buck-cheese." "Two, I get far from Kill Buddy. I bad example. You no do like I do. Is not smart. So, I is sorry!" "Five, I think maybe no wear clothes is bad idea. See? I leave name-tag on clothes. What if you forget name of me? So, that me not think too much for you. I apology again." "Four, I--"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] Tonk stops and shares a quizzical look with all his party members. [FONT="Arial Black"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="red"]"Hey! Why you no happy? You like Gloomy Gus! He no happy, too! We finish job and make the money! We do quick-quick, so I bet we get letter from Szink-Szink Man that say we do good job. We give letter to other job-have-person, and he feel much good about give us his job, too. Is good day!" "Okay! I search now!"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] Tonk searches through all the bodies. When he finishes with them, he smashes open their heads and squishes their brains with his feet, smearing them as far as possible. Then, he chops off their hands and feet, throwing the parts into the bush. After that, he builds a bonfire and places the corpses upon it, before lighting the flames. After he finishes with the bodies, he searches the house in a most ungentle fashion... In fact, there's probably not going to be much of a house left. After finishing with the house, he goes over the grounds and checks to see if anything is buried or hidden in a tree or somesuch. [COLOR="DimGray"]OOC: In 3E, we'd call this 'Taking 20', boys and girls.[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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