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<blockquote data-quote="KenHood" data-source="post: 4893087" data-attributes="member: 4413"><p>Tonk steadies the halfling and studies Proudfoot's eyes.</p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red">"Is like fever sick or throw-up sick or poo-poo sick? You is upside down and naked, so no bad if you throw-up sick, but is much bad if poo-poo sick, because where you think poo-poo go?"</span></span></span></p><p></p><p>Tonk rummages in his jacket pocket and produces the pouch of dried-up tobacco. </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red">"If you want, I share this. Is dry leaf of plant that you smoke. I no like to smoke, but if eat little bit, it kill worm in stomach and make come out in poop. So, maybe fix you sick, yes? Is little dry, no? But is okay, because dry make crunchy! I like crunchy. You like crunchy? One time I have worm in poop that long as from tip of finger from to elbow! Really! It still wiggle when come out, too! I pinch off head and make necklace for Mama."</span></span></span></p><p></p><p>--- </p><p></p><p>Tonk addresses his companions while awaiting Proudfoot's response.</p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: red">"I bet employer is boy in note you read to me, Jaffrey Applethorpe. I think maybe we just sneak away and no fight lot. Is more simple. Then, we sneak into house of boy and say is all big no understand right. If we no know where is house, we go to lawyer of boy. They tell us where for to go. Then, no whole bunch of person have to die because boy mad at god. He need go talk to god to get fix problem."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: red">"And speak of 'have to die': Why kill, kill, kill? They is hire just like us. Maybe they not bad person, though Guy Who No Surrender is bad person, because he lie. Why lie? Now he dead. Is stupid. But, look. See. We is talk to little guy like civilize, and we is no mad now. Is good, yes?"</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="KenHood, post: 4893087, member: 4413"] Tonk steadies the halfling and studies Proudfoot's eyes. [FONT="Arial Black"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="Red"]"Is like fever sick or throw-up sick or poo-poo sick? You is upside down and naked, so no bad if you throw-up sick, but is much bad if poo-poo sick, because where you think poo-poo go?"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] Tonk rummages in his jacket pocket and produces the pouch of dried-up tobacco. [FONT="Arial Black"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="red"]"If you want, I share this. Is dry leaf of plant that you smoke. I no like to smoke, but if eat little bit, it kill worm in stomach and make come out in poop. So, maybe fix you sick, yes? Is little dry, no? But is okay, because dry make crunchy! I like crunchy. You like crunchy? One time I have worm in poop that long as from tip of finger from to elbow! Really! It still wiggle when come out, too! I pinch off head and make necklace for Mama."[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] --- Tonk addresses his companions while awaiting Proudfoot's response. [FONT="Arial Black"][COLOR="red"]"I bet employer is boy in note you read to me, Jaffrey Applethorpe. I think maybe we just sneak away and no fight lot. Is more simple. Then, we sneak into house of boy and say is all big no understand right. If we no know where is house, we go to lawyer of boy. They tell us where for to go. Then, no whole bunch of person have to die because boy mad at god. He need go talk to god to get fix problem." "And speak of 'have to die': Why kill, kill, kill? They is hire just like us. Maybe they not bad person, though Guy Who No Surrender is bad person, because he lie. Why lie? Now he dead. Is stupid. But, look. See. We is talk to little guy like civilize, and we is no mad now. Is good, yes?"[/color][/font] [/QUOTE]
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