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<blockquote data-quote="KenHood" data-source="post: 5010940" data-attributes="member: 4413"><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">"Oh! Hello!"</span></span></span> says Tonk, waving at Dextyr, <span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red">"You not dead?! Okay, maybe NOT hell, but is kind of hell, because I kiss by guy. That is much, much gross!"</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">"Hello! You no dead either?! Hey, look, NOBODY dead! Is happy day! Except for part where me get kiss by guy."</span></span></span></p><p></p><p>Tonk shakes his finger at the acolyte retching in the corner. <span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red">"Way to ruin happy day, gross guy!"</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'arial black'">"Is good question. I think is much more suspicious that all bad guy know where we is. Dextyr, you think maybe you do magic find magic and find if we is under magic spell that let bad guy find us?"</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red">"Hmmmm."</span></span></span> </p><p></p><p>Tonk thoughtfully strokes his chin.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">"Hmmmm!"</span></span></span></p><p></p><p>Tonk points at the orb, wagging his finger at it and making a variety of noises as he gets out of bed.</p><p></p><p>The half-orc staggers. <span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red">"Whoooooa! I no feel good!"</span></span></span></p><p></p><p>Tonk again shakes his finger at the retching acolyte. <span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">"See what you do?! Is so gross that you kiss me that I get sick! You stay away, gross guy! Tonk no swing that way! Only man I kiss is Papa and Grandpapa, and when I get big, I stop kiss on lip and now kiss on cheek before bedtime or when say hello!"</span></span></span></p><p></p><p>Tonk toddles over to the orb. <span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">"Hmmmm!"</span></span></span></p><p></p><p>He turns and faces the priest. <span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">"Why you watch us? Is normal for church people always to watch when send person on mission? Or maybe is that you already know about bounty before send us on mission?"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">"Ooooh!"</span></span></span> Tonk swoons and stumbles against the priest.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateGray">As he falls against the priest, Tonk searches the priest's pockets and steals any suspicious objects that he finds. Perception: <a href="http://www.hwx.it/wizards.com/dice.php?sid=3495#123293" target="_blank">1d20+7=24</a>. Thievery: <a href="http://www.hwx.it/wizards.com/dice.php?sid=3495#123294" target="_blank">1d20+9=29</a> Whoa! Natural '20' on the Thievery roll. Think I'm going to stick with the CoCo roller from now on!</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">"Sorry! So sorry! Still sick from guy kiss! Yuck!"</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="KenHood, post: 5010940, member: 4413"] [COLOR="Red"][SIZE="3"][FONT="Arial Black"]"Oh! Hello!"[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] says Tonk, waving at Dextyr, [FONT="Arial Black"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="red"]"You not dead?! Okay, maybe NOT hell, but is kind of hell, because I kiss by guy. That is much, much gross!"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [COLOR="red"][SIZE="3"][FONT="Arial Black"]"Hello! You no dead either?! Hey, look, NOBODY dead! Is happy day! Except for part where me get kiss by guy."[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] Tonk shakes his finger at the acolyte retching in the corner. [FONT="Arial Black"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="red"]"Way to ruin happy day, gross guy!"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [COLOR="red"][SIZE="3"][FONT="arial black"]"Is good question. I think is much more suspicious that all bad guy know where we is. Dextyr, you think maybe you do magic find magic and find if we is under magic spell that let bad guy find us?"[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] [FONT="Arial Black"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="red"]"Hmmmm."[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] Tonk thoughtfully strokes his chin. [COLOR="red"][SIZE="3"][FONT="Arial Black"]"Hmmmm!"[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] Tonk points at the orb, wagging his finger at it and making a variety of noises as he gets out of bed. The half-orc staggers. [FONT="Arial Black"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="Red"]"Whoooooa! I no feel good!"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] Tonk again shakes his finger at the retching acolyte. [COLOR="red"][SIZE="3"][FONT="Arial Black"]"See what you do?! Is so gross that you kiss me that I get sick! You stay away, gross guy! Tonk no swing that way! Only man I kiss is Papa and Grandpapa, and when I get big, I stop kiss on lip and now kiss on cheek before bedtime or when say hello!"[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] Tonk toddles over to the orb. [COLOR="red"][SIZE="3"][FONT="Arial Black"]"Hmmmm!"[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] He turns and faces the priest. [COLOR="red"][SIZE="3"][FONT="Arial Black"]"Why you watch us? Is normal for church people always to watch when send person on mission? Or maybe is that you already know about bounty before send us on mission?" "Ooooh!"[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] Tonk swoons and stumbles against the priest. [COLOR="DarkSlateGray"]As he falls against the priest, Tonk searches the priest's pockets and steals any suspicious objects that he finds. Perception: [URL=http://www.hwx.it/wizards.com/dice.php?sid=3495#123293]1d20+7=24[/URL]. Thievery: [URL=http://www.hwx.it/wizards.com/dice.php?sid=3495#123294]1d20+9=29[/URL] Whoa! Natural '20' on the Thievery roll. Think I'm going to stick with the CoCo roller from now on![/COLOR] [COLOR="red"][SIZE="3"][FONT="Arial Black"]"Sorry! So sorry! Still sick from guy kiss! Yuck!"[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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