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Message: <blockquote data-quote="DreadPirateMurphy" data-source="post: 2928305" data-attributes="member: 20715">You know you're playing it WRONG if the following house rules apply:1)  Rule #1:  You do not TALK about FIGHT CLUB.2)  Keep track of how many hp damage you do to monsters.  The sum of that is your score.  If a spellcaster buffs you for that combat, they get 20% of your score for that combat.3)  Anybody who gets hit in combat has to take a shot.4)  Anybody who gets knocked below 0 hp has to take off an article of clothing.5)  Whoever kills the boss at the end of the level gets to be DM next time.6)  Anybody who rolls a one has to roll on the limb loss table...and yes, ALL appendenges are fair game.7)  All players must bring a date of the opposite gender, but they can be any age and a close relative is acceptable.8)  If your character dies, you get poked in the eye with a pointy stick.9)  If you try to kill the DM's character, Mary Sue, you get poked in the eye with a pointy stick.10)  Attempting to bribe the DM is unacceptable unless you meet the minimum cover.11)  There will be no blood letting at the table unless you bring enough to share.12)  Furry costumes must cover at least 25% of your body.13)  Firearms must be properly checked at the door unless you are the DM.14)  Participants larger than 36 inches in width must bring their own cushion.  Your date counts as a cushion.15)  Snack foods must be shared before they are eaten unless they contain alcohol.16)  Any participant who fails to bathe no earlier than 24 hours prior to the game will be hosed down in the basement.  There is no running water in the basement.  Use your imagination.17)  Sharpening dice is not allowed at the table.18)  Proper dice rolling technique requires use of a sling when rolling to confirm a critical hit.19)  Anybody singing any song suitable for line dancing will be summarily beheaded.  Those caught singing the Macarena will instead be slowly crushed between the largest players present.20)  You must share your date with the DM if asked in character by "Zippy the Gnome."</blockquote>

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