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<blockquote data-quote="Stinky" data-source="post: 163376" data-attributes="member: 2601"><p>WYSHIRA:"one of the things I remember best about being young is falling in love every other week or so!"</p><p></p><p>hmm- good point. Gotta think Kale is a bit different than I am in RL- me being so gaddamn prudent. Let's put the C in CG! Still, commitment is a bit of a curse word to Kale, unless it comes to companionship in the combat sense... and then there's always the one-night stand (best done with noble's sisters, though maybe party members would do in a pinch... Eh, I don't know if Kale would go for that particular approach...</p><p></p><p>Yeah, I'd like to see Wyshira and Alaric: fire and water. Heh. Won't all the parents be horrified. </p><p></p><p>Bonus about being Kale is that anyone's parents would be horrified... Hmm. Lots of girls in the group. And there's a certain chauvanistic appeal to dating a mute woman, Meganna. (ooo! girls, please don't kill me). Let's just see what develops on all fronts. Okay, since this is a fantasy game, can we assume all the chicks are hot? We need a posted 'hotness scale'. Kale? He's built for speed, not for comfort. Still, that rogiush appeal has to be good for something. With a bluff of +6, when he says 'baby- there's no one but you'- it sounds like he really means it =) Maybe, but Wyshira is right when she says all the folks are young... all the baloney I just said aside, we might as well entertain the young amorous parts of their lives...</p><p></p><p>PS- on a RL note- I had the wierdest thing happen to me today. Warning, I only say this to gross you guys out... It's allergy season here on the west coast (of the US, you silly Brits, et al.), and although I don't usually react too much, the following happened. I was out reading books at the local bookstore(browsing without buying, of course). My eye started itching like crazy, and I rubbed and kept on reading. Half hour later, it was bugging me enough to decide to go to the restroom and dig out the eyelash or whatever was irritating my eye so much (I wear contacts, so sticking my fingers in my eyes is something that happens all the time). I get to the bathroom, look in the mirror, and HOLY <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /><img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /><img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /><img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" />! I've got a huge blister on the side of my eye! (Not my lid, not NEAR my eye, the full-on white of my EYE was friggen swollen with inter-friggin-stitial fluid!)</p><p></p><p>Talk about the grossest thing ever, he white area to the outside of my eye was puffed out further than my cornea, like if a marble was inside my eye, pushing to get out. Size of a peanut, this itchy blister was. Red, inflamed veins spiderwebbed across the swollen surface, and the whole area was a sickly translucent white-yellow from all the fluid under the surface. Ouch... blinking had a hard time accomodating the increased size of my pissed-off eye. All this inflamed in like an hour, and now, about eight hours later, it is almost gone. Talk about gross-ass trip out. Too fast and acute to be viral or bacterial infection, I must have just innoculated myself with an allergen under the surface when I rubbed my eye. Yuck. Moral of the story (besides the fact I shouldn't practice my writing/description on gross real life problems)- don't rub those itchy allergy eyes.</p><p></p><p>Just thought I'd tell the world, cause if I have to live through something gross, I figure you guys a least have to hear about it (it's a gross guy thing, I guess). Thus ends my submission for the first international gross-out competition.</p><p></p><p>As a final note, if you want to continue to have a good opinion of me and Kale, just delete this silly, meaningless message from your memory....</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Stinky, post: 163376, member: 2601"] WYSHIRA:"one of the things I remember best about being young is falling in love every other week or so!" hmm- good point. Gotta think Kale is a bit different than I am in RL- me being so gaddamn prudent. Let's put the C in CG! Still, commitment is a bit of a curse word to Kale, unless it comes to companionship in the combat sense... and then there's always the one-night stand (best done with noble's sisters, though maybe party members would do in a pinch... Eh, I don't know if Kale would go for that particular approach... Yeah, I'd like to see Wyshira and Alaric: fire and water. Heh. Won't all the parents be horrified. Bonus about being Kale is that anyone's parents would be horrified... Hmm. Lots of girls in the group. And there's a certain chauvanistic appeal to dating a mute woman, Meganna. (ooo! girls, please don't kill me). Let's just see what develops on all fronts. Okay, since this is a fantasy game, can we assume all the chicks are hot? We need a posted 'hotness scale'. Kale? He's built for speed, not for comfort. Still, that rogiush appeal has to be good for something. With a bluff of +6, when he says 'baby- there's no one but you'- it sounds like he really means it =) Maybe, but Wyshira is right when she says all the folks are young... all the baloney I just said aside, we might as well entertain the young amorous parts of their lives... PS- on a RL note- I had the wierdest thing happen to me today. Warning, I only say this to gross you guys out... It's allergy season here on the west coast (of the US, you silly Brits, et al.), and although I don't usually react too much, the following happened. I was out reading books at the local bookstore(browsing without buying, of course). My eye started itching like crazy, and I rubbed and kept on reading. Half hour later, it was bugging me enough to decide to go to the restroom and dig out the eyelash or whatever was irritating my eye so much (I wear contacts, so sticking my fingers in my eyes is something that happens all the time). I get to the bathroom, look in the mirror, and HOLY :):):):)! I've got a huge blister on the side of my eye! (Not my lid, not NEAR my eye, the full-on white of my EYE was friggen swollen with inter-friggin-stitial fluid!) Talk about the grossest thing ever, he white area to the outside of my eye was puffed out further than my cornea, like if a marble was inside my eye, pushing to get out. Size of a peanut, this itchy blister was. Red, inflamed veins spiderwebbed across the swollen surface, and the whole area was a sickly translucent white-yellow from all the fluid under the surface. Ouch... blinking had a hard time accomodating the increased size of my pissed-off eye. All this inflamed in like an hour, and now, about eight hours later, it is almost gone. Talk about gross-ass trip out. Too fast and acute to be viral or bacterial infection, I must have just innoculated myself with an allergen under the surface when I rubbed my eye. Yuck. Moral of the story (besides the fact I shouldn't practice my writing/description on gross real life problems)- don't rub those itchy allergy eyes. Just thought I'd tell the world, cause if I have to live through something gross, I figure you guys a least have to hear about it (it's a gross guy thing, I guess). Thus ends my submission for the first international gross-out competition. As a final note, if you want to continue to have a good opinion of me and Kale, just delete this silly, meaningless message from your memory.... [/QUOTE]
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