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Message: <blockquote data-quote="AGGEMAM" data-source="post: 288669" data-attributes="member: 736">Ok, time for that joke.Now remember that it is translated from danish, but more on that later, here it is:Mr. wiseguy cityslick is really a hick from Sheboygan but he hasn't been there since he was a child, and one day his mom dies so he has go home for the funeral.Being so many years ago since he was home, he really cannot remember how to get to his parents farm, so asks some local people for directions along the way; there are saying:'ye just go doon da road, and then it'be 1st hauose on da raite'.So he walks down this beautiful country road, with rolling grassy hills and what-have-you, on his right there are some cows grassing on the meadow - suddenly he notices a farmer standing behind a cow humping it. 'Now that is discusting', he thinks to himself but moves along the road - suddenly on the left he notices another farmer standing behind another cow also humping it. 'How very strange these hicks are', he thinks and moves further down the road.Then he comes to a meadow with a bunch of cows, but not a farmer in sight, he thinks 'well, those farmers may have a point there', so he swiftly goes behind a cow, drops his pants and sticks it in. 'That's not bad at all', he thinks after a short while, but he is interrupted when he hear some people laughing, it's the farmers from down the road, and they are pointing fingers at him. So he says: 'What the hell are you laughing for, you just shagged a cow yourself'.Then the hicks say in unison: 'Yeah, but that one's god damn ugly'.It is not a perfect translation, I know, but please alter it and repost it with corrections.There is also a lot of possibility for variations in it, eg instead of laughing the hicks could get angry and say: 'What da hell are ye doin', boy', same reply from the cityslick, and then they would say: 'But that one's your sister'.</blockquote>

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