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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Angcuru" data-source="post: 801389" data-attributes="member: 10948">Strangely enough, I actually happen to have stats for this type of gear.Morgaine's Chainmail Bikini - As a fashion conscious adventurer,Morgaine has decided to create the ultimate in sexy adventure-wear, the"Chainmail Bikini".     Provocatively designed to distract opponents, the "ChainmailBikini" covers only the minimal basics in order to preserve modesty.Both the male and female versions are made of fine quality chain mail,carefully lined with the softest furs available, to ensure no nastychain burns.     The "Chainmail Bikini" is magically enchanted to provide armourclass protection affordable by anyone. The "base model" provides astraight Armor Class 10 (2nd edition) and is merely for decorative/distractionpurposes, providing basically no protection for the wearer. Othermodels provide an increasing amount of magical protection, with acorresponding increase in cost.     The special "Temperature-Controlled" models have an added featurewhich maintains body temperature in extreme cold or hot weather. Thecreature can stand unprotected in temperatures as low as -30 degreesFahrenheit or as high as 130 degrees Fahrenheit with no ill effect.Temperatures beyond these limits inflict 1 point of damage per hour ofexposure for every degree beyond the limit.     A special model, "Chainmail Chastity", provides a miniature lockand key for those adventurers who are concerned about losing thefriendship of their unicorn friends.     And for those dungeons where the GM forgot to put in a bathroom(or for female adventurers at _that_ time of the month) there is the"Port-a-Potty" model, which has a special liner that absorbs wastes forup to one week's time. To clean, remove liner and place in  a wastereceptacle, intone the appropriate magical phrase, and the liner will"give up" its contents. Intone the other magical phrase to reset theliner for another week's work. Warning: Be certain to reset the linerbefore the week is out, as the liner will automatically stop absorbing,and there is a 50% chance that the liner will automatically resetitself, leaving the adventurer with a lovely, warm feeling. Evil beingsleave trapped versions by replacing the lining with a bag of devouring,for a bit more enjoyment.     A special smaller "Port-a-Potty" diaper model has been created forinfants and has been very popular in large cities.</blockquote>

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