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<blockquote data-quote="Henry" data-source="post: 1150931" data-attributes="member: 158">Protecton from Raw - This spell was developed by a Spellsword who simply got tired of the skin chafing in uncomfortable spots in her armor.Protection from Food - the Famous Archmage Otto was a true Epicurean - unfortunately, he one day discovered that his overzealous eating habits had him weighing more than a small Iron Golem. This spell, when encountering anything more fattening than lettuce and distilled water, slaps the target for 1d6 points of subdual damage and makes a TSKing noise of indeterminate origin.Protection from Emil - when under the aegis of this spell, no one named Emil will screw with you in any way. The punk.Protection from Chaps - When Mordenkainen found he developed a horrible rash from changin his cologne brand, he developed a spell that turns any cheap colgne into a more expensive brand, 1d6 x 50 gp worth. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile&nbsp; &nbsp; :)"&nbsp; data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /></blockquote>

[QUOTE="Henry, post: 1150931, member: 158"] Protecton from Raw - This spell was developed by a Spellsword who simply got tired of the skin chafing in uncomfortable spots in her armor. Protection from Food - the Famous Archmage Otto was a true Epicurean - unfortunately, he one day discovered that his overzealous eating habits had him weighing more than a small Iron Golem. This spell, when encountering anything more fattening than lettuce and distilled water, slaps the target for 1d6 points of subdual damage and makes a TSKing noise of indeterminate origin. Protection from Emil - when under the aegis of this spell, no one named Emil will screw with you in any way. The punk. Protection from Chaps - When Mordenkainen found he developed a horrible rash from changin his cologne brand, he developed a spell that turns any cheap colgne into a more expensive brand, 1d6 x 50 gp worth. :) [/QUOTE]

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