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Message: <blockquote data-quote="LogicsFate" data-source="post: 3965027" data-attributes="member: 28408">THE JESTER'S INSANE-LEVELS-CHAOS-CHARTRoll 1d500[CODE]01-03 +1d6 to random attribute04-06 -1d6 to random attribute07-09 Gain random body part (subtable I)10 Lose random body part (subtable I)11 Gain 1d8 psionic Power Points. If you aren't psionic these allow you to take psionic feats and skills and mean that you're always a flatfooted psionic against psionic attacks.12-13 Change type to plant; this will be accompanied by some physical changes (leaves, green skin, etc.)14-15 Change type to undead; gain all undead qualities; will be accompanied by some physical changes16-17 Change type to outsider; this will be accompanied by some physical changes (hooves, silver skin, etc.)18-20 Change to a new random alignment (roll 1d8)21 Gain random feat (subtable II)22 Gain permanent +1d12 luck bonus to a random skill (subtable III)23-24 Lose random sense (count special senses, such as darkvision and low-light vision, seperately; roll randomly to see which is lost)25-26 Gain random sense (subtable IV); this may be accompanied by bizarre physical changes.27-29 Reincarnated (per the spell)30-31 Skin color change (subtable V)32-33 Hair color change (subtable V)34 Grow scales (+1 natural armor bonus)35-36 Gender change37 Skin softens (natural armor decreases by -1; if no natural armor bonus, count this as a penalty)38-39 Gain fire subtype (with physical changes, i.e. red skin, etc.)40-41 Gain cold subtype (physical changes, i.e. blue skin, etc)42-43 Speed increases by +10'44-45 Speed decreases by -10'46-48 Pregnant with chaos baby (subtable VI)- gestation period: 1d100 weeks49 Plagued by bad weather50 Need to eat twice as much as normal51-52 Insanity (see Player's Option: Spells and Magic for ideas)53-54 Fast Healing +155-56 Slow Healing- only 1+con bonus hp/day; 2+con bonus with a long term care check or complete rest, 3+con bonus for both.57 No longer need to sleep58 No longer need to eat59-60 Must eat (subtable VII)61-62 Covets (subtable VII)63-64 Hates (VII)65-66 Hates random creature type (roll on Reincarnation table for type)67-69 Suffer extra 1d6 hp/round from (VII)70 Lose all language skills71 Scry 1/day (per the spell)72-74 -2 luck penalty to saves of random category75-77 +2 luck bonus to saves of random category78-80 Enormously fertile81-83 Sterile84-85 Grow 1d30", add 1d4 lbs/inch86-87 Shrink 1d30", lose 4d4 lbs88-89 Gain DR5/+1; if already has DR, it increases by +2 (no increase to the amount reduced)90-91 Alcohol poisons subject (Fort DC16, initial and secondary damage 1d8 con)92-93 Speak with Dead 1/day (as the spell)94-95 Gain random medium magic item96-97 Random magic item destroyed98-100 Chaos Curse! Roll once per day on charts until chaos curse comes up again.101-102 Switch two attributes at random103 Grow feathers104-105 Tongue becomes forked106-107 Gain breath weapon (range is dex bonus x 5', roll on subtable VIII for type, damage is 1d6/point of con bonus plus 1d6; Ref half, DC10+half HD+con bonus)108-109 Gain immunity to (VIII)110-111 +5 to SR112 Immune to phantasms113 Immune to charms114-115 Healing per day is increased by con bonus.116-117 Switch sexual preference118 Shed skin 1/month, grow 1d4", add 1d30 lbs.119 Gain funny walk; speed reduced 10' (think Ministry of Funny Walks)120-122 Stinky (-6 to hide and diplomacy checks)123 Smells like (VII)124-125 Become albino126-128 Genitals enlarge to massive proportions (x1d4+6)129-130 Easily critted (all threat ranges increased by one)131-132 Horns grow 1d12"; if over 5" may be used to attack (1d4 damage, 1d6 if over 10")133 Immune to webs134-136 Gain alternate move type (IX)137-138 Become an ooze with all type modifiers; int becomes -139-140 Phase out of existence for 1d10 rounds every now and then (20%/day; occurs at random time)141-142 Lose random chaos attribute143-145 Delude into thinking you're a (X)146-147 Hate (X)148-149 Love (X)150 Lose all ranks in a random skill you have ranks in 151 Lose random feat152-153 Stalked by (VI)154-156 Touch of Chaos 1/day- Will save, DC10+cha bonus+ half level or gain random chaos attribute157-159 Chaos Curse (see 98-100)160-162 Shiny (-4 to hide)163-164 Gain +2 luck bonus on attack rolls165-166 Gain +2 luck bonus on damage rolls167-168 Grow moss169-170 Nirrighan's Dismemberment 1/day171-173 Become extremely frugal with money174-176 Compelled to spend money177 Gain a level178 Lose a level179-181 Can't turn down a challenge182-184 Change name to (XI)185-187 Voice gets really.... (XII)188-189 Enlarge 1 size category, including all mods from MM190 Weapon gains 3d6 Int (no other properties) and can communicate per dmg191-192 Shrink 1 size category, including all mods from MM193-194 Can't say own name195-196 Frog-like tongue197-198 Eyes turn bugeyed199-200 Turn into a waterscope201-203 Arm becomes a (XIII)204-205 Arm becomes made of (XIV)206-208 Lower half becomes that of a (XV)209-210 Gain hooves211 Nose elongates 1d6"212-213 Always know the time214-215 Duality: can take one mental action and one physical action, plus a move-equivelent action, each round216-217 -2 luck penalty to saves vs. (VIII)218-220 Periodic migraines221-222 Amnesia, instant and total ("Who- where am I???")223 Periodic amnesia (every 1d6 days lost memory for 1d10 hours)224-225 All creatures within 60' gain a chaos attribute226-228 Glow with permanent faerie fire229-231 Speak only in rhyme232 Return to base characteristics, lose all chaos attributes and break curse of chaos233-234 Momentary mental contact with horrendous entity from beyond the stars- it knows you're there now!235-237 Fall in love with nearest member of appropriate sex (race irrelevant)238-239 Need a story to go to sleep240-241 Age 1d10 years242-243 Grow 1d10 years younger244 Laugh whenever you talk245-246 Habit (XVI)247-248 Permanently hasted249-250 Permanently slowed251-252 Fused to clothes and armor253-254 Way with merchants: 20% off all purchases255-257 Animals love you258 Don't need water259 Need double normal sleep260-261 Need double normal food262-263 Need double normal water264-265 Gain alienoid template [custom template]266-268 Gain half-slaad template [custom]269-270 No sense of humor271-272 Ears stick out 1d6"273-274 Teeth fall out275-277 Gain scent quality278-279 Nasty cough280 Cease aging281-282 Learning trouble: -10% to all earned xp283-284 Accelerated learning: +10% to all earned xp285-287 Prehensile tail288-290 Very sweaty (drop weapon on a natural 1-3 on attack roll)291-292 Love sports293-295 Easily intoxicated296-298 Chaos Curse! (see 98-100)299-300 Steam comes out ears301-302 Take on air subtype303-304 Take on earth subtype305-307 See through mist and fog308-310 Brownish liquid drips from mouth311-312 Leave footprints of (X)313-314 Head doubles in diameter315 Permanently glow with daylight316 Identify by touch 1/day317-318 Surrounded by 30' sphere of darkness319-322 Symbol of chaos burned into (I)323-324 6'x6'x6' extradimensional space just inside anus325-327 Gain 1d12 hp328-330 Lose 1d12 hp permanently from total331-332 Become random lycanthrope (XVII)333-334 Change type to construct; gain all construct traits; appearance changes335-336 Psionic susceptibility (-2 to saves vs. attack modes)337-339 Mental hardness increases by +1340-341 (VII) doesn't exist for you342-343 Perfectly mimic voices (+2 circumstance modifier to bluff and disguise checks)344-345 Adopt a random symbol (XVIII)346-347 Adopt a random battlecry (XIX)348 Sense the sun's location349-350 Dispel magic 1/day by touch351-352 Negate psionics 1/day by touch353-354 Perfect map of where you go is in your memory355-357 Vivid dreams; make a Will save, DC15, to awaken each hour358-360 Hair falls out361 Spontaneously combust (die)362-364 Stutter (concentration check, DC15 + spell level, to cast a spell365-367 Smell yummy to monsters368-369 Petrified370-371 Refuse to fight (XX)372 See in black and white373-375 Rage +1/day; Will save, DC15 + cha bonus of provoker, if provoked or enter rage involuntarily (still only 1/day)376-378 Chaos Curse! (as 98-100)379-381 Hairy like a sasquatch382-383 Theme song plays wherever you go (roll 1d20 for quality of song, as per a perform check)384-385 Speak in tongues386-387 Bones weaken (-1 penalty to natural armor; if no natural armor bonus, this becomes a penalty)388 Mental block: can't advance any further in one current class389-390 Not limited by height on jump checks391-393 Gain 3d34 lbs [no, really, d34. I have a friend who has one that he loaned to me. There are several subtables rolled on a d34, too.]394-396 Lose 3d34 lbs; if small sized, instead lose 2d8 lbs.397-398 Cast no shadow399-400 Cast no reflection401-402 Handwriting becomes completely illegible (even to you)403 Become illiterate404-405 Eyes are now at the end of stalks (1d10")406-407 Lose 1 level of spellcasting ability (if any)408-409 Lose 1d8 power points permanently410 (I) grows to huge size411 Can no longer use pronouns412 Can no longer use adjectives413 Can no longer use nouns414-415 Always takes 3 rounds to get to the point when talking416-418 Always vacillating (initiative shifts down 1d4 points each round; below 0 you lose your action and roll again for a new initiative next round)419-421 On the ball (+1d4 to initiative each round)422 Vanish in a puff of smoke423-424 Chaos curse! (98-100)425-427 Become addicted to (XXI)428-429 Lose all subtypes and descriptors430-432 Random quest (XXII)433-434 Can't speak anyone else's name435-436 New favorite color (V)437-438 Heal self completely 1/day439-440 Don't heal naturally441-443 Head replaced by (I)444-446 Strong desire to go visit (XXIII)447-448 Desire new career as (XXIV)449-450 Try to take enemies alive451-452 My Light at will453-454 Immune to random spell (roll as if for a medium scroll)455-457 Slippery (enemies suffer a -8 circumstance check on offensive grapple checks against you)458-460 Random piece of equipment gains 3d6 int, wis, cha.461-463 Incontinent (30%/hour of an "accident")464 Gain Glum Creature template [custom template]465-466 Semiclone of you appears467-469 Eyes change color (V)470-471 Legs replaced by (XXV)472-473 All curses on you are broken474-475 All enchantments on you are broken476 Age backwards477-478 You die at -20 hp479-480 You die at 0 hp481-482 Can't remember names of creatures483-485 Flowers grow from (I)486-487 Immune to gaze attacks488 Immune to Chaos effects489-490 Chaos Curse!491-493 Gain flair for artwork (+2 competence bonus on all checks related to art)494 Split into two versions of yourself495 Split into two versions, the second is opposite alignment496 Split into two bodies; each has half the str, dex and con of the original497 Gain Divine Rank 0 [this may make the character an npc]498-500 Immune to gravity (fly away)[/CODE]SubtablesSubtable I: random body parts[sblock]1 Arm2 Leg3 Hand 4 Foot5 Eye6 Head7 Mouth8 Penis9 Vagina10 Tentacle11 Wings (fly at walking speed) 12 Rattle13 Fangs (1d6 bite for a medium creature, scales with size)14 Horns (stubby)15 Hooves16 Claws (1d6 per claw for a medium creature, scales with size)17 Fins (give swim speed equal to walking speed)18 Gills (breathe water)19 Stinger (1d4 plus poison; damage scales with size; poison: Fort DC 10 +con bonus; initial and secondary damage 1d4 to a random attribute)20 Tail[/sblock]SUBTABLE II (CHAOS-GRANTED FEATS)[sblock]1 Improved Initiative2 Quickdraw3 Cleave4 Mobility5 Psionic Charge6 Lethality7 Improved Two-Weapon Fighting8 Final Strike9 Improved Bull Rush10 Linguist11 Up the Walls12 Instant Stand13 Death Blow14 Expert Tactician15 Craft Wondrous Item16 Spell Penetration17 Guard Your Flanks18 Brutal Bludgeoning19 Divine Cleansing20 Fists of Iron[/sblock]SUBTABLE III (CHAOS-AFFECTED SKILLS):[sblock]1 Hide2 Move Silently3 Spot4 Listen5 Search6 Alchemy7 Heal8 Spellcraft9 Knowledge (arcana)10 " (religion)11 " (politics)12 Craft (all)13 Bluff14 Sense Motive15 Wilderness Lore16 Diplomacy17 Perform (all)18 Swim19 Climb20 Balance 21 Use Magic Device 22 Scry23 Animal Empathy24 Use Rope[/sblock]SUBTABLE IV (SENSES) (Where applicable, enhanced senses give a +4 bonus on appropriate checks)[sblock]1 Vision2 Hearing3 Smell4 Taste5 Touch6 Detect Poison 7 Detect thoughts8 Scrying sense9 Detect magic10 Darksight11 Lowlight vision12 Detect psionics13 Detect evil14 Detect undead15 Discern lies16 Detect radiation17 Detect good18 Detect law19 Detect chaos20 Detect life21 Detect disease22 See invisible23 Empathic sense24 Far sight (x4)[/sblock]SUBTABLE V (COLOR)[sblock]1 Red2 Orange3 Yellow4 Green5 Blue6 Purple7 Black8 White9 Grey10 Brown11 Gold 12 Silver13 Pink14 Striped (2 colors; reroll for each)15 Polka dotted (roll for background and dot colors)16 Spotted like a big cat (roll for background and spot colors)[/sblock]SUBTABLE VI (CHAOS BABIES)[sblock]1 Slaad, red2 ", green3 ", blue4 ", grey5 ", death6 Ethereal filcher7 Fish8 Six-legged cat9 Chaos beast10 Otyugh11 Black pudding12 Rust monster13 Huge monstrous spider14 Cloaker15 Medusa16 Aboleth[/sblock]SUBTABLE VII (SUBSTANCES)[sblock]01-04 Dirt05-07 Paint08-10 Gold11-13 Silver14-16 Copper17-18 Steel19-21 Wood22-24 Bones25-27 Blood28-30 Fruit31-33 Bugs34-35 Meat36-38 Incense39-40 Perfume41-42 Weapons43-45 Holy symbols46-47 Books48-51 Water52-53 Magic items54-57 Gems58-60 Fur61-63 Sauces64-65 Teeth66-69 Fat/blubber70-72 Webs73-74 Fire75-77 Mud78-79 Doors80-83 Shoes84-87 Gloves88-90 Leaves91-93 Rocks94-95 Glass96-97 Alcohol98 Hearts99 Brains00 Salt[/sblock]SUBTABLE VIII (ENERGY TYPES)[sblock]1 Fire2 Cold3 Acid4 Electricity5 Sonic6 Force7 Holy8 Unholy9 Poison (if a breath weapon, this is still hp of damage)10 Necromantic/negative energy[/sblock]SUBTABLE IX (ALTERNATE MOVEMENT TYPES)[sblock]1 Swim2 Fly3 Levitate4 Astral projection5 Astral travel (physical)6 Timeslip 7 Etherealness8 Burrow9 Webwalking10 Brachiation11 Leap12 Webswinging13 Dream travel14 Pass through earth and stone15 Climb16 Teleport (chance of error)17 Plane shift18 Firegate19 Shadow walk20 Teleport without error[/sblock]SUBTABLE X (CREATURE TYPES):[sblock]01-02 Human03-04 Elf05-06 Dwarf07-08 Gnome09-10 Halfling11-12 Halfbreed13-14 Cleric15-16 Druid17-18 Spider19-20 Bug21-22 Ranger23-24 Thief25-26 Assassin27-28 Orc29-30 Goblin31-32 Gnoll33-34 Kobold35-36 Tabaxi37-38 Merellin39-40 Wizard41-42 Sorcerer43-44 Billyman45-46 Ghost47-48 Lion49-50 Rat51-52 Cat53-54 Zombie55-56 Merchant57-58 Slaad59-60 Modron61-62 Dragon 63-64 Demon65-66 Dog67-68 Troglodyte69-70 Rhino71-72 Kid73-74 Mind flayer75-76 Drow77-78 Devil79-80 Celestial81-82 Vampire83-84 Schoolgirl85-86 Bard87-88 Monk89-90 Innkeeper91-92 Farmer93-94 Smith95-96 Tanner97-98 Brewer99-100 Cook[/sblock]SUBTABLE XI (RANDOM NAMES)[sblock]1 Aphwishis2 Spukoni3 Tridentus4 Jimini5 John (the H is optional)6 Dexter7 God8 Bronco9 Jor-El10 Mr. Fantastic11 Dr. Dudely12 Oral13 Kandor14 Death15 Destruction16 Kitty17 Angel18 Goody19 Gramps or Granny20 Dad or Mom21 Flower22 Dog23 Drake24 Duncan25 Zordan26 Biff27 Razor28 Ransack29 Clark30 Kentwood31 Assman32 Lefty33 Demon 34 Dude[/sblock]SUBTABLE XII (RANDOM SOUND CHARACTERISTICS)[sblock]1 Squeaky2 Loud3 Soft4 Feminine5 Sexy6 Masculine7 Deep8 Thoughtful9 High-pitched10 Breathy11 Italian accent12 French accent13 Spanish accent14 German accent15 Irish accent16 "Cultured" accent[/sblock]SUBTABLE XIII (RANDOM WEAPONS)[sblock]1 Sword2 Hammer3 Mace 4 Axe5 Dagger6 Crossbow7 Whip8 Nunchaku9 Spear 10 Flail[/sblock]SUBTABLE XIV (RANDOM COMPOSITIONS)[sblock]1 Wood2 Iron3 Bone4 Rubber5 Ice6 Stone7 Rope8 Grass9 Fire10 Water11 Gold12 Cloth[/sblock]SUBTABLE XV (BETTER HALVES)[sblock]1 Centaur2 Goat3 Lion4 Dragon5 Skeleton6 Dog7 Cat8 Slug9 Snake10 Ooze11 Hawk12 Gazelle13 Kocho14 Spider15 Eel16 Frog17 Octopus18 Treant19 Rat20 Thri-Kreen[/sblock]SUBTABLE XVI (RANDOM HABITS)[sblock]1 Pick nose2 Pick toes3 Pick ears4 Rub chin5 Rub nose6 Clear throat7 Habitual exclamation8 Pull lip9 Tap finger10 Bite nails11 Tap foot12 Lick lips13 Hold hands together behind your back14 Hands on hips15 Suck thumb16 Pinky to mouth (a la Dr. Evil)17 Guzzle, not sip18 Clean nails with knife19 Call everyone "Bro"20 Bark at enemies[/sblock]SUBTABLE XVII (RANDOM LYCANTHROPES)[sblock]1 Werebear2 Wereboar3 Wererat4 Weretiger5 Werewolf6 Wereshark7 Werebat8 Werespider9 Wereworm10 Werepoodle[/sblock]SUBTABLE XVIII (RANDOM SYMBOLS)[sblock]1 Unicorn2 Symbol of Chaos 3 Dragon4 Griffon5 Crossed swords6 Shield7 Rose 8 Lillies9 Frog10 Crowns (1d3)11 Arrows12 Diamond13 Circle14 Oval15 Fist16 Tree 17 Lion18 Tiger19 Mountain or mountains20 Water21 Axe22 Helm23 Pegasus24 Angel[/sblock]SUBTABLE XIX (RANDOM BATTLECRIES)[sblock]1 For Freedom!2 Imperius Rex!3 It's Clobberin' Time!4 Gold and Glory!5 For Galador!6 For Chaos!7 For Love!8 For Justice!9 For Truth!10 Stars and Garters!11 Like a Hurricane!12 Bastards!13 Without Honor!14 For Money!15 God is Great!16 I'm So Badass!17 Reap What You Sow!18 Love and Honor and Obey!19 By My Ass!20 Morituri!21 Ribbons and Lace!22 In the Name of Dexter's Eyes!23 By Bleak's Maw, I Destroy You!24 The Unblinking Eye!25 I Strike to the Rear!26 Bad Thingy, Now You Die!27 Let the Blood Flow!28 Honor and Country!29 For the Old Ones!30 For the Old Ways!31 For Beer!32 Wine, Women and Song!33 All Glory to Me!34 Death to the Unbelievers![/sblock]SUBTABLE XX (TARGETS OF VIRTUE)[sblock]1 Women2 Animals 3 Children4 Unarmed people5 Vermin6 Creatures smaller than medium-sized7 Oozes8 In a church/shrine/temple/holy or unholy ground[/sblock]SUBTABLE XXI (ADDICTIVES)[sblock]1 Alcohol2 Stealing3 That ol' devil weed 4 Mushrooms5 Sex6 Food7 Nutmeg8 Chocolate9 Blackroot grass 10 Dzur [think dwarven crack]11 Psychedelic grubs 12 Nose dust[/sblock]SUBTABLE XXII (RANDOM QUESTS)[sblock]1 Slay the nearest dragon2 Slay the nearest king (not a duke, etc; title must be king)3 Recover the Hand of Vecna4 Destroy the Sword of Kas5 Journey to the center of Mount Bile6 Learn the secrets of the Hill of Skulls7 Break the Bleak Academy8 Restore the Miloxi Empire9 Slay the Drow race10 Destroy a plane11 Change a high priest's religion12 Give one million gold pieces to orphans13 Travel back in time to the moment of Solurnustice and see the sun ignite14 Defeat the next monster you meet singlehandedly15 Cause a nation's economy to collapse16 Journey to Union and join one of the epic level organizations there17 Become a god18 Destroy Tiamat 19 Remove the curse from Epla, the Isle of Atrocities20 Create an entirely new race21 Step into the Far Realms for just a moment22 Restore the sanity of Nigel the Alienist23 Slay a hydra by yourself with your bare hands24 Find the perfect outfit25 Find the prettiest wife/most handsome husband26 Debunk the theory of gravity27 Travel to where the sun enters the sea at night28 Resurrect a dead dynasty and restore them to their throne29 Win a war30 Eat of the Mana of Heaven[/sblock]SUBTABLE XXIII (VISITATIONS)[sblock]1 Where you were born2 Where you set out for your first adventure from3 Your parents4 Your childhood hero5 The capital of your homeland6 Forinthia7 The Abyss8 The Heavens9 The Positive Plane10 An alternate Material plane11 The Plane of Shadow12 The highest mountain around (Mt. Ice)13 A demon's home14 The Halls of Light15 Your childhood best friend16 The redwoods17 Pesh [or some other place known for vice]18 The underdark19 The Botanical Gardens on Gorel20 Azar[/sblock]SUBTABLE XXIV (NEW CAREER CHOICES)[sblock]1 Mason2 Carpenter3 Fisher4 Painter5 Teacher 6 Bartender7 Confessor8 Boxer9 Politician10 Smith11 Leatherworker12 Herald13 Herbalist14 Mercenary15 Playwright16 Candlemaker17 Gemcutter18 Bookmaker19 Trapper/furier20 Scribe[/sblock]SUBTABLE XXV (LEG REPLACEMENTS)[sblock]1 Wheels2 Pogo stick-type appendage (think gambado)3 Arms4 Tentacles5 Tracks (tank-style)6 Roots7 One foot (like a slug's)8 Mouths9 Eyes10 Tongues[/sblock]</blockquote>

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