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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Incenjucar" data-source="post: 1737952" data-attributes="member: 6182">The Xaostects are amusing, yes.  Until they get close to you.There is absolutely no way to know what they're going to do.Upon bumping in to a Xaostect on the street, they could react in the following ways, as just a tiny sample:-Appologize, brush you off, and go on their way-Grunt and curse at you for bumping in to them-Look in to your eyes, fall deeply in love, and start making up poetry on the spot to convince you to marry them-Grope you-Pick your pocket-Give you something of theirs-Quip a sermon-Fall down and start convulsing on the ground-Start crying-Start yelling at everything around them-Offer to bow down and be your slave-Demand that you kiss their boot and buy them breakfast-Wet themselves-Punch you in the face-Tell you a deep secret of the multiverse-Warn you that Shemeshka is in heat and has re-adopted her 'h'-Start dancing-Tell you where to find a magical item-Lie about the magical item-Give you a hug and call you brother-Slit your throat with a clay pot shard and use your body as a latrine-Offer to paint you-Offer for you to paint them-Ask to be allowed to cover the person BEHIND THEM in body paint, forgetting you exist-Act as if you were invisible-Act surprised that you are tangible-Pick their nose-Pick your nose-Pick someone else's nose-Pick a statue's nose-Pick a nose off of a food cart and eat itThey're basically insane, but they're completely aware of their surroundings.</blockquote>

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