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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Moe Ronalds" data-source="post: 303904" data-attributes="member: 2083">Ever had an interesting/funny character death, near death, injury or thing that would have resulted in death/injury if it weren't for sheer luck or just something plane bad happening to a character? If so post them here, I need a laugh. I'll start:Kobold Sorceress: What's in it for me (referring to a deal proposed by one of the PCs)Party Monk: Well, we have an adventuring partner (the party rogue was not present that day) who we'd be interested in giving to you as slave labor...Rogue: If anyone heals me I'll give them 100 gold pieces.NPC Cleric:*casts cure light wounds* Now, kindly pay up...Rogue's player: I run away. Me: The Cleric runs after you. He grabs your shoulder, and mutters a few words. Roll to see if you stabalize this round. (the following was actually handling how we got rid of a character whose player had been kicked out of the group (yes, it's the same rogue as the above two examples.))Town Guard: You are under arrest for murder, thievery, rape, pillaging, and crimes against humanity!Rogue:*runs*NPC Cleric: *counters rogue in the woods. There's a flash of light, and blood rains from the sky. The rogue is missing. His face floats down to the PCs feet*Monk: I open the door-Fighter: How come he always gets to open the door?Me: Do you want to open the door?Fighter: yes!Monk: OkayFighter: I open the door.Me: Make a fortitude save.</blockquote>