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Message: <blockquote data-quote="mseds99" data-source="post: 305091" data-attributes="member: 5306">i got oneThis is good...I once had an incredibly stupid but loyal half-orc barbarian.  He fell in love with one of the other pc's who happened to be a reincarnated female dwarf, who happened to originally be a male elf.  He/she went by the name of Irallel, the half-orc went by Trylor.  While traveling through a dungeon together, the dwarf female/male elf charcater's weasel familiar gets grabbed by a spider that snuck up to the party unnoticed.  The spider starts dragging the weasel up the side of the cave and into its lair at the top of the 200' high ceiling.  Trylor the brave is aghast at seeing the pain on the face of his love (she thinks the half-orc is repulsive.  Actually, she had quite a few sexual identity issues of her own, though it was very understandable considering her situation).  After climbing at a brisk and dangerous pace, he catches up to the spider at about 150' up the wall.  The spider sees a web and jumps off the wall onto the web.  Trylor in a rash judement fueld by his unwavering love,  decides that the web could support his weight and follows.  Let's just say, it didn't.  He comes falling to the ground, with weasel and spider in hand, screaming all the way "Irallel, I LOVE YOU!!!!"  Of course, the spider and the weasel walked away from the whole affair quite unharmed.  It was such a beatiful romance story. <sigh></blockquote>