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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Philthulhu" data-source="post: 2531762" data-attributes="member: 35293">Version 0.5Not finished. Need more questions to cover each Skill at least once.1)    Who is your favourite character from Star Wars?A.    Darth Vader.B.    (Good) Luke Skywalker.C.    (Neutral) Chewbacca.D.    (Evil) JarJar Binks.2)    What would you consider the greatest book of all time?A.    (Good) The D&D Player’s Handbook.B.    (Evil) Any of the Harry Potters.C.    Baby’s Big Book of ABCs.D.    (Neutral) I’d prefer to watch the movie.3)    It’s pouring down with rain, and you open your door to see a small cat, soaked to the bone, shivering, looking up at you. As you look into its big blue eyes, a single thought runs through your head and out your mouth;A.    (Good) “You poor thing, let’s get you inside.”B.    (Evil) “Hmm, I haven’t had lunch yet.”C.    (Neutral) “Sorry kid, I have three cats already, plus four dogs, a flock of pidgeons, and a sheep. Try next door.”D.    “I wonder if I still have the number for that blonde I met last night.”4)    While walking through town, you see a man running, followed soon after by a large mob chasing him. What do you do?A.    (Neutral) Nothing.B.    (Chaos) Try and protect the Man, despite not knowing what he has done.C.    (Law) Join the mob, since the Man is obviously a criminal.D.    (Individualist) Trip the Man over as he passes you, and throw a bag of alchemist’s fire at the Mob. While they are distracted, grab whatever the Man has got and run like hell.5)    When you grow up, you want to be just like;A.    (Barbarian) Arnold SchwarzeneggerB.    (Monk) Bruce LeeC.    (Wizard) Bill GatesD.    (Cleric) The Pope6)    Who would be your favourite superhero?A.    (Barbarian) The Incredible Hulk, for his big muscles and bad temper.B.    (Rogue) Batman, for his ability to get into anyplace quietly and take out the bad guys.C.    (Druid) Beastboy, coz turning into a shark would be awesome at the swimming pool.D.    Dr. Jean Grey. She’s hot. Nuff said.7)    You are wounded in the leg during combat. It’s bleeding badly. What do you do?A.    (Cowardly) Scream like a girl and promptly faint at the sight of your own blood.B.    (Psycho) Ignore it, and chase down and kill the bastard who dared hit you.C.    (Paladin) Tie a tourniquet and continue fighting, so you don’t let the team down.D.    (Cleric) Stitch up the wound using a splinter from the hilt of your axe and a hair from your horse’s tail, then chew the leaves of a nearby plant that you recognise as an anaesthetic.8)    There are some things you would never admit to anyone, including;A.    (Bard) Your short-term stint as the backing vocals for a boy-band.B.    (Ranger) That you once grew a first-place-winning pumpkin for the local show.C.    (Sorceror) Your unnatural interest in Harry Potter.D.    That just once, you were turned on by a cartoon character.9)    You do not typically endorse violence, unless;A.    It involves a large purple dinosaur.B.    (Paladin) The person was a criminal and deserved it.C.    (Druid) It is against those who have no respect for nature.D.    (Truthful) No, I really do endorse violence.10)    You are walking through town when you see a store on fire. Checking that the coast is clear, and being of a conscientious disposition, you enter it. You have only got time to grab one thing. What is it?A.    (Bard) A lute signed by all the members of the Stoning Rolls.B.    (Rogue) A grappling hook and lockpick, along with a copy of “Daylight, the Unseen Foe”.C.    (Wizard) A bound set of “How to Summon Friends and Influence People”, Volumes 1-4.D.    Horace, the store owner, still bound and gagged behind the counter.11)    You would pay top dollar to see a fight between;A.    (Monk) Bruce Lee and the Undertaker.B.    (Ranger) Robin Hood and Clint Eastwood.C.    (Sorceror) Gandalf and Harry Potter.D.    Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Love Hewitt, as long as mud and/or jelly was involved.12)    You most want to be remembered for;A.    (Balance) Your sure footedness.B.    (Craft (alchemy)) Your fiery personality.C.    A really long…D.    (Hide) You’d prefer not to be remembered at all.13)    When you eventually die, you want your tombstone to read;A.    (Tumble) Never dare a Hill Giant he can’t do a somersault.B.    If you can read this, stop standing on my head.C.    (Heal) Never trust a patient who pays you with teeth; they’re always looking to collect.D.    (Escape Artist) You think I’m in here? I dare you to check.14)    When you are not slaying monsters and rescuing damsels in distress, you like to take some downtime by;A.    (Compassionate) Volunteering at the local halfway house.B.    (Disable Device) Pulling apart children’s toys to see how they work. Usually infront of the children you just stole the toys from.C.    (Disguise) Pretending to be an art critic and getting into palace functions for free.D.    (Survival) Bushwalking.15)    You have just been captured by an Evil Cult. As the members discuss whether or not to sacrifice you, you have time to plan your next action. What is it?A.    (Appraise) Calmly inform them that the Blessed Cup of Demon Summoning they have been using for their dark rituals is really a Cursed Cup of Impotence.B.    (Use Rope) Grab the nearby rope that was carelessly tied to the wall, and swing across the spiked pit of death to the open door and freedom.C.    (Listen) Already having planned your daring escape, and now just waiting for your companions to show up, listen in on their conversation as they reveal their plans for world domination.D.    Soil yourself. Then you plan to regroup, and come up with a new plan.16)    You are awakened late at night by the sounds of someone breaking in downstairs. What do you do?A.    (Move Silently) Grab your knife and sneak downstairs to teach the robber a lesson.B.    (Craft (trapmaking)) Using your sheets and bedpan, rig the door to give any would-be intruder a nasty surprise.C.    (Jump) Open the window, grab your sword, and jump down to the ground, ready to come in behind the git who broke into your house.D.    (Spellcraft) Walk calmly to the top of the stairs, and start throwing fireballs, shouting “Come get some of this you bastard!”17)    You are lying in bed when your wife calls, wondering where you are. What do you do?A.    (Forgery) Put the finishing touches on the medical certificate for the past week’s “vacation”.B.    (Sense Motive) Try to work out if this is part of the “trying new things” she was talking about when she tied you to the bedposts.C.    (Handle Animal) Quickly hide the goat under the bed.D.    Tell Candy it’s time to leave.18)    You have just bought a new dining setting, knowing that there was “some assembly required”, but not knowing that the instructions are in Korean. What do you do?A.    (Speak Language) Hell, I can speak and read Korean fluently, let’s go.B.    (Concentration) Hope that if you concentrate on the manual hard enough, the diagrams will begin to make sense.C.    (Craft (engineering)) Forget the manual, and rely on your experience of having put together hundreds of things just like this one. What could possibly go wrong?D.    (Search) Check the contents of the box again, making sure there are no bits missing, before taking it back to the store and hitting the clerk who sold it to you.19)    Your definition of Hell would be;A.    (Decipher Script) Not having a book to read.B.    (Open Lock) Being stuck in a room with no doors or windows.C.    (Apathetic) Having to sit around a campfire singing Kumbahya with Boy Scouts.D.    Your wife leaving you for your girlfriend, and not inviting you along.20)    What would be your totem animal?A.    (Spot) The Eagle, who soars above the clouds and sees everything.B.    (Ride) The Horse, whose freedom allows him to run like the wind across the plains.C.    (Perform) The Monkey, whose shenanigans bring a smile to everyone’s face.D.    (Climb) The Sloth, who generally sleeps a lot.21)    At the local tavern, you are caught up in a trash-talking contest between a rival adventuring party. What do you do?A.    (Knowledge*) Dazzle them with your in-depth knowledge of Star Trek.B.    (Bluff) Try and convince them that despite being only 3 feet tall and skinny as a rake, you could easily outdrink their 7-foot tall, 280-pound Half Orc.C.    (Sleight of Hand) Let your party do all the talking while you steal everyone’s purses.D.    (Intimidate) Walk over and punch the rival leader in the face.22)    You are about to be captured by the town guard after the curfew hour. What do you do?A.    (Diplomacy) Try to reason with them into letting you go.B.    (Gather Information) Allow them to take you in, knowing that you could learn some valuable information about them during your stay in their cells.C.    (Swim) Seeing no other option, throw yourself off the bridge and hope that you float. And that they can’t.D.    (Use Magic Device) Pull out the ring of Invisibility you just stole from that nobleman in the alley and put it on.23)    You are flying over inhospitable mountains when your plane crashes. Pulling yourself from the wreckage, you;A.    (Search) Declare yourself head chef, and lead a scouting party to search for the plump woman you saw in the back of the plane before take-off.B.    Pile the flammable wreckage into a pyre in the middle of the snow, douse it with aviation fuel, and sit and watch it all burn, crying “Why prolong the inevitable?”C.    Grab the drink cart and the only surviving stewardess and go out with a bang.D.    (Craft (engineering)) Create a rudimentary flying machine out of the seat covers and tail section that will fly you and the rest of the survivors over the mountains and to civilization!</blockquote>

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