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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Xath" data-source="post: 1536703" data-attributes="member: 17040"><p>By the suggestion of Queen Dopplepoppolis, here's the Dragon Mocking Song.  It is a fine example of what can happen at 1am when the Bard in question has consumed quite a bit of sugar and the group is fighting a black dragon.  You have been warned.</p><p></p><p style="text-align: center">The Dragon Mocking Song</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">There was a small little worm</p> <p style="text-align: center">And he soon began to squirm</p> <p style="text-align: center">When I stuck my sword in his head</p> <p style="text-align: center">And then the worm was dead</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">Refrain:</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">Oooooh, I like the little worm</p> <p style="text-align: center">He has a weak epiderm-…</p> <p style="text-align: center">is  I skewer him with my weapon of choice</p> <p style="text-align: center">And then we all will sing and rejoice</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">There was a worm with black scales</p> <p style="text-align: center">I squashed him like a snail</p> <p style="text-align: center">He screamed and whined and cried</p> <p style="text-align: center">And then the wormy died</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">(refrain)</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">There was a worm who here came</p> <p style="text-align: center">His acid spray was quite lame</p> <p style="text-align: center">My friends and I turned and yelled</p> <p style="text-align: center">And then the worm was felled</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">(refrain)</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">There was a black dragonelle</p> <p style="text-align: center">He had an awful smell</p> <p style="text-align: center">If he acted like a real dragon</p> <p style="text-align: center">I probably wouldn’t be braggin</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">(refrain)</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">There was a poor little snake</p> <p style="text-align: center">Who thought he was a drake</p> <p style="text-align: center">He tried to spit his acid</p> <p style="text-align: center">But found he was too placid</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">(refrain)</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">There was a little black lizard</p> <p style="text-align: center">Who could be beaten by a wizard</p> <p style="text-align: center">With no spells, and an exotic untrained weapon, and 1 hitpoint, burdened</p> <p style="text-align: center">And a strength of 3</p> <p style="text-align: center">And now the song is done.</p></blockquote><p></p>

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