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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dion D Ritter" data-source="post: 9381295" data-attributes="member: 17601">Spoke to soon. Describing orcs as anything other than disgusting creatures is stupid. In every type of fantasy novel I read, they are always described as monsters. I don't ever see orcs mingling freely with other people in any fantasy setting. I guess orcs could rule disgusting countries, like Mordor or Iran. There must be some countries like Mordor or Iran in Greyhawk. Anybody up for some orc hunting?Let's hear some Orc jokes! Did you hear the one about the orc, the elf and the dwarf? The three were together one day in Mordor contemplating what to do. It was a blistering hot day, the kind of heat when your skin can't breathe, a very stressful day. So the elf who was the tallest and smartest said lets play a game, "the person who collects the most ping pong balls wins, that should lead us to a most cooling adventure." After contemplating the possibility of cooling down in the scorching heat, they all agreed. So they all went in seperate directions in the search of ping pong balls. The elf came back first with the first ping ball, it was adorned with various types of fine art collected from the coolest places on earth. He said to himself, 'this ping pong ball looks so good it's one in a million, I have to win'! Then the dwarf come back a little latter, since he was so strong he acquired a massive amount of ping pong balls, acquired in the most deepest, coolest dungeons in the world. The Orc never came back. Just when the elf and dwarf decided the orc was never coming back, the orc came strolling down the road carrying two enormous sacks The elf and the dwarf wondered 'what took him so long'? They figured, there must be a million ping pong balls in those two sacks. So they said "it's about time. How many ping pong balls did you get"? The orc said, "ping pong balls? I thought you said King Kong Balls"</blockquote>

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