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<blockquote data-quote="Shades of Eternity" data-source="post: 9537775" data-attributes="member: 10869"><p>I was bored, so stewed three different adventures based around the classic song by Jimmy Buffet.</p><p></p><p>which one would you use?</p><p>****************************************</p><p></p><h3><strong>1. "The Island of Lost Cravings"</strong></h3><p><strong>Tone</strong>: Lighthearted and tropical</p><p><strong>Premise</strong>: A legendary treasure map leads the party to a remote tropical island where rumors tell of a divine feast granted to adventurers who prove their worth. The centerpiece? A celestial cheeseburger said to restore vitality and grant visions of paradise to those who partake.</p><p></p><p><strong>Adventure Highlights</strong>:</p><p></p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>Quests for Ingredients</strong>: The island’s guardian spirit, Chef de Cuisine, tasks the adventurers with gathering magical ingredients to craft the perfect cheeseburger. Challenges include harvesting golden wheat guarded by harpies, milking a celestial cow, and slaying a volcano elemental to sear the perfect patty.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>Island Antics</strong>: Encounters with playful coconut crabs, talking parrots with cryptic advice, and rival treasure hunters who also seek the "paradise burger."</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>Moral Dilemma</strong>: Upon crafting the legendary burger, the party learns eating it causes the island’s magic to fade. Will they enjoy paradise or preserve the island’s wonders?</li> </ul><p>[HR][/HR]</p><h3><strong>2. "The Beef Between Gods"</strong></h3><p><strong>Tone</strong>: Epic with a dash of comedy</p><p><strong>Premise</strong>: Two minor deities, <em>Gouda</em> (god of cheese) and <em>Bova</em> (god of beef), have been locked in a feud over whose culinary art is superior. Their followers’ prayers have summoned the party to mediate—or risk the wrath of divine culinary chaos.</p><p></p><p><strong>Adventure Highlights</strong>:</p><p></p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>Divine Challenges</strong>: To appease the gods, the adventurers must prove their worth by competing in trials—like a cow-wrangling gauntlet, a cheese-sculpting competition, and a cooking duel with a fire elemental sous chef.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>Mystery</strong>: The feud stems from a third deity, <em>Sésame</em>, who has gone missing, leaving the burger incomplete. The party must investigate her disappearance in a celestial kitchen overrun by rogue utensils and magical grease traps.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>Climactic Feast</strong>: Reuniting the gods results in a divine banquet where the adventurers are the guests of honor, earning divine boons and resolving a celestial rivalry.</li> </ul><p>[HR][/HR]</p><h3><strong>3. "The Burgonomicon"</strong></h3><p><strong>Tone</strong>: Weird and spooky with food-themed horror</p><p><strong>Premise</strong>: The village of <em>Paradisia</em> was known for its exquisite cheeseburgers until the secret recipe vanished. Now, villagers whisper of an ancient cookbook, the <em>Burgonomicon</em>, hidden in the ruins of a cursed fast-food temple. Can the adventurers recover the recipe without succumbing to its greasy madness?</p><p></p><p><strong>Adventure Highlights</strong>:</p><p></p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>Cursed Ingredients</strong>: Each chapter of the <em>Burgonomicon</em> is guarded by bizarre creatures like the Ketchup Ooze, the Pickle Hydra, and the Bun Golem.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>Corrupted Villagers</strong>: Those who ate imperfect burgers from counterfeit recipes have mutated into burger-themed horrors, like the Beef Brutes and Fry Fiends.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>Twist Ending</strong>: The <em>Burgonomicon</em> is cursed to drive its owner to compulsive burger-making, turning them into the new temple guardian. Will the party destroy the book or risk becoming the next victims of burger madness?</li> </ul></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Shades of Eternity, post: 9537775, member: 10869"] I was bored, so stewed three different adventures based around the classic song by Jimmy Buffet. which one would you use? **************************************** [HEADING=2][B]1. "The Island of Lost Cravings"[/B][/HEADING] [B]Tone[/B]: Lighthearted and tropical [B]Premise[/B]: A legendary treasure map leads the party to a remote tropical island where rumors tell of a divine feast granted to adventurers who prove their worth. The centerpiece? A celestial cheeseburger said to restore vitality and grant visions of paradise to those who partake. [B]Adventure Highlights[/B]: [LIST] [*][B]Quests for Ingredients[/B]: The island’s guardian spirit, Chef de Cuisine, tasks the adventurers with gathering magical ingredients to craft the perfect cheeseburger. Challenges include harvesting golden wheat guarded by harpies, milking a celestial cow, and slaying a volcano elemental to sear the perfect patty. [*][B]Island Antics[/B]: Encounters with playful coconut crabs, talking parrots with cryptic advice, and rival treasure hunters who also seek the "paradise burger." [*][B]Moral Dilemma[/B]: Upon crafting the legendary burger, the party learns eating it causes the island’s magic to fade. Will they enjoy paradise or preserve the island’s wonders? [/LIST] [HR][/HR] [HEADING=2][B]2. "The Beef Between Gods"[/B][/HEADING] [B]Tone[/B]: Epic with a dash of comedy [B]Premise[/B]: Two minor deities, [I]Gouda[/I] (god of cheese) and [I]Bova[/I] (god of beef), have been locked in a feud over whose culinary art is superior. Their followers’ prayers have summoned the party to mediate—or risk the wrath of divine culinary chaos. [B]Adventure Highlights[/B]: [LIST] [*][B]Divine Challenges[/B]: To appease the gods, the adventurers must prove their worth by competing in trials—like a cow-wrangling gauntlet, a cheese-sculpting competition, and a cooking duel with a fire elemental sous chef. [*][B]Mystery[/B]: The feud stems from a third deity, [I]Sésame[/I], who has gone missing, leaving the burger incomplete. The party must investigate her disappearance in a celestial kitchen overrun by rogue utensils and magical grease traps. [*][B]Climactic Feast[/B]: Reuniting the gods results in a divine banquet where the adventurers are the guests of honor, earning divine boons and resolving a celestial rivalry. [/LIST] [HR][/HR] [HEADING=2][B]3. "The Burgonomicon"[/B][/HEADING] [B]Tone[/B]: Weird and spooky with food-themed horror [B]Premise[/B]: The village of [I]Paradisia[/I] was known for its exquisite cheeseburgers until the secret recipe vanished. Now, villagers whisper of an ancient cookbook, the [I]Burgonomicon[/I], hidden in the ruins of a cursed fast-food temple. Can the adventurers recover the recipe without succumbing to its greasy madness? [B]Adventure Highlights[/B]: [LIST] [*][B]Cursed Ingredients[/B]: Each chapter of the [I]Burgonomicon[/I] is guarded by bizarre creatures like the Ketchup Ooze, the Pickle Hydra, and the Bun Golem. [*][B]Corrupted Villagers[/B]: Those who ate imperfect burgers from counterfeit recipes have mutated into burger-themed horrors, like the Beef Brutes and Fry Fiends. [*][B]Twist Ending[/B]: The [I]Burgonomicon[/I] is cursed to drive its owner to compulsive burger-making, turning them into the new temple guardian. Will the party destroy the book or risk becoming the next victims of burger madness? [/LIST] [/QUOTE]
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