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Message: <blockquote data-quote="ejja_1" data-source="post: 958417" data-attributes="member: 7880">Man that was fun!Wow, what a day! My face still hurts from laughing so hard!The viking game, what can I say. Rowport, you play one mean dwarf! Crushed by an 80" tall 5 ton bear, and lives to tell about it! Then later has a tree ent fall on him, and survives it again. If thats not tough, then I don't know what is. Then later he sacrafices himself to stop the evil my character had wrought. Good gaming!Matty, I bow to your gamesmanship! Hard enough playing a spellcaster with no spells, but not backing down when my possessed character threatened you was an all balls move.I still don't know why you and Curt just didnt off me later after me and Tom were done trying to kill each other, I beleave Mark put it best later when we were discussing the game. You both should have just slid me and the dwarf into the swamp and never looked back. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D"  data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" />Then when your the last man standing, you listened to me and cast ray of enfeeblement. Should have just smacked the demon with your staff, but thats how it goes!Curt as always you are the man, never a rash move from you. Played your character to the hilt, and still seemed to somehow maintain party cohesion. Talked me out of making tom permenantly dead, and im guessing somehow talked Matty out of taking me out when I was weak from fighting tom. Then later when the demon and I were about to destroy you all, you had the balls to charge me. Then you rolled a crit and took me out, to bad the demon was right behind me. You almost survived!My second game was with Know the Toe, Trev, Suzi Yi and Joe From Texas. We were a bunch of rogues out on the town looking for the perfect heist. I began fast talking, and somehow everyone fell for it. Later the other players told me they thought that Mark had given me info pryor to the game to help select the place we would pop. The place I told them I had cased was a gold smelter, owned by a gnome and run by her family. I told them that the guards in the tower above the place were slackers that liked to play cards more than actually do their jobs.They took all this on faith and proceeded to make plans with me to make the heist, the place I had chosen couldnt be more wrong. The guards above the place on the keep walls were more than dilligent, and there were far more than just two of them. It was actually the keeps garrison, and to call them slackers.....But hey it was all in my characters makeup to be such a liar, and I had hopes that at least some of us would get away with some gold. Well instead we screwed it up real good, Suzi stabbed the counter clerk in the throat and the rest of us milled around trying to get past the back door to the smelting area. As an effort to keep the general public from figuring out what we were doin, we spiked the door shut to the outside. The gnomes locked the iron bound door to the backroom, and then barred the front door basically locking us into the room we were in until the guards came. When they unbarred the door and the guards waited for us to come out, they got a bit of a suprise. Know the toe came out at a dead run and used his boots of springing and striding to jump over two rows of armed guards, unfortunatley he landed on a passing horse towing a cart. But then he was up and racing down the street, until a wizard almost blasted him with a lightning bolt and a cleric then held him. Suzi had turned invisable, and had almost made it out of town before the same cleric also using true site held her as well.  Joe flew out of the door using a magic item or some such, and was free as the proverbial bird. Trev used the tried and true method of run like a mofo, and actually got away. My character surrendered and then bribed his way out of trouble, leaving Suzi and Know the toe to be flayed alive for their crimes. I  think however that the other players learned a valuable lesson, never trust a guy with a bad italian accent. Awesome qoutes from that game included: Roberto bobby bob the italian wonder- Your a gonna dressa up as a priest and bluff ayou way into the back room to get a better look atta the place? It wont a work, I would never a buy you as a priest.Joe- But I am a priest.Roberto to Suzi- Youa broughta priest inna my house? Whatsa matter wit you?!Roberto- We shoulda just bust in and kill everyone, move alika whirla wind of a death.Grego- Whats with you and stabbing and burning everyone?Roberto- why you somea kinda philastine, burning and stabbing isa gooda plan.Later after Suzi has stabbed the gnome clerk in the throat and we have realized were not getting out of the room were in any time soon.Roberto- I think you mighta gotta little excited, we shoulda kept him alive and used him to geta da password.Suzi- You said to stab everyone and burn the place down.Roberto- I was akidding, whata you some kinda psycho?So basically my game day consisted of getting the first party killed and the second arrested, Cant wait to game with you guys again next time! Guys, guys?Oh and just to let everyone know, if you havent had Mark Clover as a DM you havent played yet. Check out his adventures at Creative mountain games, youll be glad you did!</blockquote>

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