Christmas = Dungeon Delving

Having finished my shopping two weeks ago I can now enjoy watching shoppers shop. Then it hit me....Strip malls are an outdoor dungeon of sorts.

Treasure= that perfect gift
Creatures= another that wants that same gift
Fiendish creatures= grandma whom wants that gift for grandkid
Isles= hallways that at time seem impossibly set up complete with deadends and moving walls (300+ pounders that park their carcass in the middile of the isle and won't move).
Cursed magic Items= Credit cards Hey look I got this stuff...ack..bill has arrived
Random Encounters= trying to drive from from one dungeon to the next
Undead= the long line at cash registar. Rarely moves and rots the brain.

Can anyone else think of any more...I'm sure there are
 

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Magic Item - The perfect gift that has the ability to bring happines to a child on christmas morning, even if it has faded by christmas afternoon.
 

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