Chuck Norris shaves beard

[Argyle King]

Link to story here: http://movies.yahoo.com/blogs/movie-talk/requiem-chuck-norris-beard-234554988.html

So, it's official, the famous beard of Chuck Norris is no more. Is this a sign that the end times are upon us? Like a bearded biblical Sampson, will the power of his roundhouse kicks fade? I never thought I'd live to see the day. What happened to the extra fist which was hidden upon his chin?

 

[serviceproz]

Here is the picture i found over internet.

 

[Argyle King]

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Run for your lives! Its gone ROGUE!!!

 

[Raunalyn]

The world is now less manly....

 

[Man in the Funny Hat]

The beard has not gone away. It's just lying in wait for the right time to strike.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Its actually on a top-secret mission to North Korea...one deemed to be too risky for the Navy Seals...

 

[Dioltach]

It's growing into another Chuck Norris!

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Wait...

How do we know for sure that the beard didn't shave Chuck off?

 

[Man in the Funny Hat]

Wait...

How do we know for sure that the beard didn't shave Chuck off?

Because Chuck would have simply squeezed his hair follicles and the hair would have been severed.