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<blockquote data-quote="Tolen Mar" data-source="post: 1612994" data-attributes="member: 1295"><p>We were playing 2E Forgotten Realms. I was Toog of the Shieldbreaker Clan, a half-ogre barbarian (Int 7) dedicated to pleasing Sune Firehair. (The idea was that if I pleased her enough, she would make me handsome). We also had a human paladin. We were in the tower south of the sword coast, I forget its name. I had found a claymore which suited me well enough. </p><p></p><p>We entered this one chamber to find some roving stone golems (not sure if thats actually what they were, but they were stone and vaguely humanoid), and of course a fight ensues. I smash one with my claymore, but the second one I attack, my sword shatters. I get angry, grab the golem, lift it over my head and pile drive it into the ground, turning it into a pile of rubble. The paladin looks over, sees what I did, and sheaths his sword. He declares that that worked so well, he's going to try it. Imagine a big old half-ogre next to a human paladin. Then imagine my surprise when he makes the strength check needed to do it!</p><p></p><p>Toog looks at him and says "Little man strong, Toog impressed!"</p><p></p><p>Those two characters were eventually revived to go adventuring in another campaign together later, as the best of friends.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Tolen Mar, post: 1612994, member: 1295"] We were playing 2E Forgotten Realms. I was Toog of the Shieldbreaker Clan, a half-ogre barbarian (Int 7) dedicated to pleasing Sune Firehair. (The idea was that if I pleased her enough, she would make me handsome). We also had a human paladin. We were in the tower south of the sword coast, I forget its name. I had found a claymore which suited me well enough. We entered this one chamber to find some roving stone golems (not sure if thats actually what they were, but they were stone and vaguely humanoid), and of course a fight ensues. I smash one with my claymore, but the second one I attack, my sword shatters. I get angry, grab the golem, lift it over my head and pile drive it into the ground, turning it into a pile of rubble. The paladin looks over, sees what I did, and sheaths his sword. He declares that that worked so well, he's going to try it. Imagine a big old half-ogre next to a human paladin. Then imagine my surprise when he makes the strength check needed to do it! Toog looks at him and says "Little man strong, Toog impressed!" Those two characters were eventually revived to go adventuring in another campaign together later, as the best of friends. [/QUOTE]
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