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Message: <blockquote data-quote="DaveStebbins" data-source="post: 2413421" data-attributes="member: 1427">So this Australian ventriloquist is vacationing in New Zealand and sees a farmer standing at his fence and decides to have some fun. He walks over and starts talking with the farmer and then asks if the farmer minds if he talks with his dog."Dog can't talk, you idiot!"So the ventriloquist asks the dog how he's doing and throws his voice so the dog replies that he's doing just fine. Gets plenty of food, a nice soft blanket to sleep on and some table scraps now and then. The farmer's jaw is hanging open in amazement as the Australian asks if he can talk to the farmer's horse. He asks the horse how things are going and throws his voice so the horse replies that things are going OK. Doesn't have to work too hard and doesn't get ridden too hard too often, so he can't complain.The farmer looks like he could be pushed over with a feather. The ventriloquist spots a sheep in the meadow and asks if he can talk with that animal."No!" shouts the farmer looking aghast, "The Sheep's a liar!"</blockquote>