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Message: <blockquote data-quote="0-hr" data-source="post: 238135" data-attributes="member: 4734">The Ecclesiatical TribuneAcross the nation this morning, hundreds of clerics found themselves suffering from an unknown mental illness. Where for years they had wielded the mace and warhammer with equal skill, now it seems that the latter weapon is completely foreign to them."I dunno," says vicar Cedric the Just of Amesburry, "A stick with a round hunk of metal on the end I can swing just fine. Even a round hunk with nasty spikes sticking out works for me. But if you give me a stick with a square hunk of iron on the end, I just can't figure the dern thing out!"While many holy men are confounded by this sudden lapse in martial abilities, most seem preoccupied playing with their new crossbows.</blockquote>