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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Frosty" data-source="post: 240773" data-attributes="member: 5098">Grassy Gnoll GazeteerWizard gets laid offTerrence Trent D'Arby, a local wizard who has been earning a living as an assassin the last couple of years has been laid off. It seems that Mr D'arby no longer qualifies for the position. Mr D'Arby says that he always has been lousy at sneaking and moving silently but that this never has been a problem before. "I've always been able to become invisible and pass through walls. Sadly this is not a requirement anymore..." Mr D'Arby laments. "The idea is to get the guy dead, right? Who cares if you can tip-toe if you can disintigrate people?"Mr D'Arby is the provider for a family of five. He was hoping that his second son Tubby could become an assassin just like daddy but now all those late night study hours has gone to waste. Luckily Tubby has shown a remarkable knack for writing scrolls and hopefully he will be able to make a living from that skill. "It's a crying shame I don't get to kill people, though." Tubby says. Mr D'Arby is nevertheless very proud of his son as it took him 15 years to learn how to write a scroll but Tubby was able to learn it at a very tender age.All hope might not be lost. Mr D'Arby said something cryptic at the end of the interview, maybe you can make something out of it: "Hm. It's all about spelling... I don't think a client would hesitate to employ an azazin as long as the azazin gets the job done..."</blockquote>

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