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<blockquote data-quote="DM with a vengence" data-source="post: 159856" data-attributes="member: 1679"><p>Because John is one of those people that always play the same alignment, even in a game without alignment.</p><p></p><p>Chaotic Stupid</p><p></p><p>One campaign, he started out as an LN Monk. His character died after he stole alchemist's fire from the party, and then ran into a goblin ambush running away. </p><p></p><p>Next character was a Barbarian. When the party was crossing a swamp in a small boat, he tried to A) Steal the boat when they were camped on an island and B) flip the boat over with everybody in it.</p><p></p><p>After landing on an island with a council of evil mages, he decided to steal the artifact placed in the center of the mages' circle.</p><p>And I quote. "They're wizards, how much can they hurt me."</p><p></p><p>Quite a lot, as the burned, cursed, held, insane, instantly dead, jellyfish that was formerly his character found out.</p><p></p><p>Next character, an Elven ranger, while hiking through the wood near evening, the party decides to make camp and wait the night because they can't get to town before darkness and don't want to be surprised in the woods. His character, the only one with any sort of woodcraft, says "Screw you all, I'm going to town." And takes off.</p><p></p><p>The ranger meets a pack of wolves and gets eaten alive.</p><p></p><p>So in closing, I think he tried to kill the puppy because the other didn't want him too.</p><p></p><p>By the way, no updates for some time, as events conspire to make it more or less impossible for us to play for a week.</p><p></p><p>But make fun of them anyway.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="DM with a vengence, post: 159856, member: 1679"] Because John is one of those people that always play the same alignment, even in a game without alignment. Chaotic Stupid One campaign, he started out as an LN Monk. His character died after he stole alchemist's fire from the party, and then ran into a goblin ambush running away. Next character was a Barbarian. When the party was crossing a swamp in a small boat, he tried to A) Steal the boat when they were camped on an island and B) flip the boat over with everybody in it. After landing on an island with a council of evil mages, he decided to steal the artifact placed in the center of the mages' circle. And I quote. "They're wizards, how much can they hurt me." Quite a lot, as the burned, cursed, held, insane, instantly dead, jellyfish that was formerly his character found out. Next character, an Elven ranger, while hiking through the wood near evening, the party decides to make camp and wait the night because they can't get to town before darkness and don't want to be surprised in the woods. His character, the only one with any sort of woodcraft, says "Screw you all, I'm going to town." And takes off. The ranger meets a pack of wolves and gets eaten alive. So in closing, I think he tried to kill the puppy because the other didn't want him too. By the way, no updates for some time, as events conspire to make it more or less impossible for us to play for a week. But make fun of them anyway. [/QUOTE]
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