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<blockquote data-quote="DM with a vengence" data-source="post: 166951" data-attributes="member: 1679"><p><strong>Trial and Error</strong></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Trial and Error</span></p><p>At the joint bequest of the group, we decided to conduct John's trial today. After a few days of unpleasant experiences with Bubba, he went up on trial for possession of an illegal firearm, assault with a deadly weapon, and evading arrest. He immediately pleaded insanity, hoping that that would remove him from his private hell of Bubba. The court decided to let him see a pyschologist, Dr. Smiley (Note: This is not the Dr. Smiley from the CoC book, its just some one with a similar sounding name and occupation, not a Shuggoth Lord at all).</p><p></p><p>At the office he proceeded to tell a long story about how aliens with mind control devices were out to get him and he needed to wear tinfoil to protect himself. Then he tried to slit his wrists with a dull letter opener. After a quick macing (for his own good), he was dragged back into court on the next day, where Dr. Smiley pronounced him suicidally insane. He was rapidly carted off to the Arkham Home for the Criminally Insane, where he roleplayed himself in a straitjacket in a padded room for 10 minutes of RL time.</p><p></p><p>RPG Rule 1) Do not f*** with The Game. The Game is holy.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="DM with a vengence, post: 166951, member: 1679"] [b]Trial and Error[/b] [Size=4]Trial and Error[/Size] At the joint bequest of the group, we decided to conduct John's trial today. After a few days of unpleasant experiences with Bubba, he went up on trial for possession of an illegal firearm, assault with a deadly weapon, and evading arrest. He immediately pleaded insanity, hoping that that would remove him from his private hell of Bubba. The court decided to let him see a pyschologist, Dr. Smiley (Note: This is not the Dr. Smiley from the CoC book, its just some one with a similar sounding name and occupation, not a Shuggoth Lord at all). At the office he proceeded to tell a long story about how aliens with mind control devices were out to get him and he needed to wear tinfoil to protect himself. Then he tried to slit his wrists with a dull letter opener. After a quick macing (for his own good), he was dragged back into court on the next day, where Dr. Smiley pronounced him suicidally insane. He was rapidly carted off to the Arkham Home for the Criminally Insane, where he roleplayed himself in a straitjacket in a padded room for 10 minutes of RL time. RPG Rule 1) Do not f*** with The Game. The Game is holy. [/QUOTE]
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