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<blockquote data-quote="Teedoff101" data-source="post: 179773" data-attributes="member: 3233"><p>Our group is probably the most absent minded DnD group ever assembled.  As you have already heard I play the  "chaotic stupid" alignment charcters as given the name by our DM.  He is actually a great DM and I thank him for providing us with these great and hilarious campaigns.  I am trying to be less "chaotic stupid" however everything I do ends up in me being: A)Killed B)Put in Jail C)Being forced to play a new character or D)The entire party revolting against my actions.  I cant figure out why they try to bring me down and I dont know if I ever will.  What I can say is their actions against me always lead to the funniest moments we've had.  I am trying to get better and seem to play the best character for the first 20-50 turns.  Then my mind seems to go into a state of paranoia and I need to do something completely irrational.  I have thought about DMing a campaign but I dont have the time to actually create one so I will play as a PC.  DnD has lead to the funniest moments in school and the game sessions always end in histerics.  Here is an example of one of our club sessions proctored by the coolest teacher in school: One of the players plays as a Japenese man with a pet Tenuki.  A Tenuki is a mystical creature that can turn into anything it is asked to by the player that controls it.</p><p></p><p>DM: You walk through the gate and end up on the top of a soaring building.  A man comes up to you and says "Welcome to the Empire State Building"</p><p>Player: I take out my sword and stab him in the stomach, kick him off my sword and off the building.</p><p>DM: You successfully stab, and kick the man off the building.  You hear the sound of "Splat" lightly from the ground below.</p><p>Player: I have my Tenuki change into a Japenese tourist with a large camera and have him take a picture.  (All the people in the room burst out in laughter)</p><p>DM:  You receive 100 X.P. for successfully playing your character.</p><p></p><p>This is a sample of one of our gaming sessions and I will post more funny situations as they come up.  To post again...</p><p></p><p>Teedoff101</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Teedoff101, post: 179773, member: 3233"] Our group is probably the most absent minded DnD group ever assembled. As you have already heard I play the "chaotic stupid" alignment charcters as given the name by our DM. He is actually a great DM and I thank him for providing us with these great and hilarious campaigns. I am trying to be less "chaotic stupid" however everything I do ends up in me being: A)Killed B)Put in Jail C)Being forced to play a new character or D)The entire party revolting against my actions. I cant figure out why they try to bring me down and I dont know if I ever will. What I can say is their actions against me always lead to the funniest moments we've had. I am trying to get better and seem to play the best character for the first 20-50 turns. Then my mind seems to go into a state of paranoia and I need to do something completely irrational. I have thought about DMing a campaign but I dont have the time to actually create one so I will play as a PC. DnD has lead to the funniest moments in school and the game sessions always end in histerics. Here is an example of one of our club sessions proctored by the coolest teacher in school: One of the players plays as a Japenese man with a pet Tenuki. A Tenuki is a mystical creature that can turn into anything it is asked to by the player that controls it. DM: You walk through the gate and end up on the top of a soaring building. A man comes up to you and says "Welcome to the Empire State Building" Player: I take out my sword and stab him in the stomach, kick him off my sword and off the building. DM: You successfully stab, and kick the man off the building. You hear the sound of "Splat" lightly from the ground below. Player: I have my Tenuki change into a Japenese tourist with a large camera and have him take a picture. (All the people in the room burst out in laughter) DM: You receive 100 X.P. for successfully playing your character. This is a sample of one of our gaming sessions and I will post more funny situations as they come up. To post again... Teedoff101 [/QUOTE]
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