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<blockquote data-quote="DM with a vengence" data-source="post: 183975" data-attributes="member: 1679"><p>*Ahem, what did I say about mentioning intergroup struggles online. No XP for you! Besides, that incident with the mud filled pit and the Nature Alley III spell was before, this is now, and I all think we know how much David can be trusted with anything after that little incident. Now forwards, not backwards, upwards not forwards, and always twirling, twirling towards insanity. </p><p></p><p>We begin with David. After a frantic night of collecting information, he went to his Parapsychology professor, Dr. Morgan, and showed him everything, then asked him who ‘Delta’ might be. Amazingly enough, Dr. Morgan had heard rumors from colleagues about an organization called Delta Green, which covered up occult happening worldwide. David then suggested that the class get some actual field experience by showing up at the scene of the murder, which Dr. Morgan agreed to. Only three people showed up at class, with everybody else missing. Despite this setback, they gathered their investigating gear and went to the dorms.</p><p></p><p> The agents and their strange machine were gone, just some police officers making measurements and collecting samples. They began taking thermal images, spectroscopic readings, and other such stuff. As David walked over the entrance of room 325, he felt an otherworldly feeling of hatred and evil.</p><p></p><p>Nikki woke up from her dream to find one of the creatures looking at her with some sort of strange device. It buzzed appreciatively, and went away. <em>I have to get out of here.</em> she thought, thinking of somebody rescuing her. At that moment a firefighter in full smoke gear carrying a hose ran out of the wood to her. “What’s your name?” she asked.</p><p>“Josh Hartnett.” He replied.</p><p>She began to take off his mask, but he disappeared into thin air. Then she decided that a rocket ship was what was needed. She opened her eyes and found herself 300 feet above the ground and falling. A moment of visualization made a parachute, and she landed safely.</p><p></p><p>Then she decided on a different tack, the Mi-Go must go! She got herself declared the leader of the group of ravers and ordered them to attack the Mi-Go with their most powerful weapons. Seconds later, all of the Mi-Go were burnt to death by a barrage of white fireballs, their lightening weapons having almost no effect on the ravers. Now that they had killed the Mi-Go, they just had to get home.</p><p></p><p>Saquina and Marta stayed after the lecture on Roman triumphant arches to ask Crazy Professor Leopold if he knew anything about the Frieze pictured. He read them the caption on the bottom of the page, and Saquina decided to smack him upside the head.</p><p></p><p>Rule 43) Never attack anybody with the word ‘Crazy’ in front of their name.</p><p></p><p>He pulled a gladius out from under the lectern, and slashed at her, hitting Saquina in the arm. She ran out the door with him close on her heels, screaming in Latin. She made it to the girl’s bathroom and locked the door.</p><p></p><p>Marta followed Crazy Professor Leopold out the door, and then ran to the dean’s office. “Someone just hit Professor Leopold upside the head!”</p><p>The dean jumped up and furiously dialed security as Marta pilfered the authorization to access the restricted section paper that was on his desk and went to the library, filling in her name along the way.</p><p></p><p>Barely a minute later, something smashed on the door of the girls’ bathroom. “You cannot hide in their, barbarian!” Leopold screamed, “Roman seigecraft is the best in the world!”</p><p>Saquina went into a stall and hid on the toilet, locking the door.</p><p>Leopold smashed through the door screaming “Veni Vidi Vici.” Saquina slid the top off the toilet and broke off the float spar, leaving a jagged end. Hearing the noise, Leopold flung himself against the stall, which shook under the impact. Saquina leapt into the next stall as security entered the room.</p><p>“Damn, looks like Leopold off his rocker again. Come on sir, just give us the sword and take off that armor, we’ll get you a mug of tea.”</p><p>“It’s a gladius, not a sword, and a lorica, not armor, and the legion NEVER surrenders. DIE!”</p><p>There was a gunshot, and just the sound of someone cursing in Latin.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="DM with a vengence, post: 183975, member: 1679"] *Ahem, what did I say about mentioning intergroup struggles online. No XP for you! Besides, that incident with the mud filled pit and the Nature Alley III spell was before, this is now, and I all think we know how much David can be trusted with anything after that little incident. Now forwards, not backwards, upwards not forwards, and always twirling, twirling towards insanity. We begin with David. After a frantic night of collecting information, he went to his Parapsychology professor, Dr. Morgan, and showed him everything, then asked him who ‘Delta’ might be. Amazingly enough, Dr. Morgan had heard rumors from colleagues about an organization called Delta Green, which covered up occult happening worldwide. David then suggested that the class get some actual field experience by showing up at the scene of the murder, which Dr. Morgan agreed to. Only three people showed up at class, with everybody else missing. Despite this setback, they gathered their investigating gear and went to the dorms. The agents and their strange machine were gone, just some police officers making measurements and collecting samples. They began taking thermal images, spectroscopic readings, and other such stuff. As David walked over the entrance of room 325, he felt an otherworldly feeling of hatred and evil. Nikki woke up from her dream to find one of the creatures looking at her with some sort of strange device. It buzzed appreciatively, and went away. [I]I have to get out of here.[/I] she thought, thinking of somebody rescuing her. At that moment a firefighter in full smoke gear carrying a hose ran out of the wood to her. “What’s your name?” she asked. “Josh Hartnett.” He replied. She began to take off his mask, but he disappeared into thin air. Then she decided that a rocket ship was what was needed. She opened her eyes and found herself 300 feet above the ground and falling. A moment of visualization made a parachute, and she landed safely. Then she decided on a different tack, the Mi-Go must go! She got herself declared the leader of the group of ravers and ordered them to attack the Mi-Go with their most powerful weapons. Seconds later, all of the Mi-Go were burnt to death by a barrage of white fireballs, their lightening weapons having almost no effect on the ravers. Now that they had killed the Mi-Go, they just had to get home. Saquina and Marta stayed after the lecture on Roman triumphant arches to ask Crazy Professor Leopold if he knew anything about the Frieze pictured. He read them the caption on the bottom of the page, and Saquina decided to smack him upside the head. Rule 43) Never attack anybody with the word ‘Crazy’ in front of their name. He pulled a gladius out from under the lectern, and slashed at her, hitting Saquina in the arm. She ran out the door with him close on her heels, screaming in Latin. She made it to the girl’s bathroom and locked the door. Marta followed Crazy Professor Leopold out the door, and then ran to the dean’s office. “Someone just hit Professor Leopold upside the head!” The dean jumped up and furiously dialed security as Marta pilfered the authorization to access the restricted section paper that was on his desk and went to the library, filling in her name along the way. Barely a minute later, something smashed on the door of the girls’ bathroom. “You cannot hide in their, barbarian!” Leopold screamed, “Roman seigecraft is the best in the world!” Saquina went into a stall and hid on the toilet, locking the door. Leopold smashed through the door screaming “Veni Vidi Vici.” Saquina slid the top off the toilet and broke off the float spar, leaving a jagged end. Hearing the noise, Leopold flung himself against the stall, which shook under the impact. Saquina leapt into the next stall as security entered the room. “Damn, looks like Leopold off his rocker again. Come on sir, just give us the sword and take off that armor, we’ll get you a mug of tea.” “It’s a gladius, not a sword, and a lorica, not armor, and the legion NEVER surrenders. DIE!” There was a gunshot, and just the sound of someone cursing in Latin. [/QUOTE]
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