Comic Discovery of PC Pregnancy

[roguerouge]

Okay. My player likes to roll for things. And she rolled really badly last session and now her character's pregnant. While she has a plan for it to not derail the campaign for 18 years, I do want to make her character's discovery of her pregnancy special and funny. FUNNY.

So, here's what we have to work with:

* a Lawful Good cleric who's taken a vow of chastity
* a privateer ship crewed by Paizo goblins and humans (She's converting the goblins. There's only been two mutinies!)
* an ocean voyage lasting several months.
* a wand of prestidigitation.
* a ship's cook hired because he was the only one drunk enough in port to be willing to cook for goblins.

 

[Henry]

"Dear Diary,
Last night I received a strange vision.
An angel of Great Tyr appeared before me and whispered strange words to me. Though I do not understand this great revelation in full, it is clear that Tyr must want me to quest for this deceased rabbit, and return it to life."

 

[Relique du Madde]

Next time she cast's Detects Evil, her belly glows.

 

[roguerouge]

Oh, and the PC is a CG Bard 6/Rogue 1 and a devotee of the goddess of good luck.

 

[Merkuri]

...and a devotee of the goddess of good luck.

Oh, you HAVE to make the comment somewhere about how she "got lucky."

 

[Vorput]

Some of this will depend on how precisely she got pregnant and what magical abilities are on the boat.

In general, the discovery (while exciting) doesn't happen in some strange sort of way

Can you give any details on how precisely it came about? and who the father is?

 

[Asmor]

I just had a funny (and gross) thought... Pregnant displacer beast.

Who says the mommy and fetus have to have equal displacement?

 

[roguerouge]

Some of this will depend on how precisely she got pregnant and what magical abilities are on the boat.

In general, the discovery (while exciting) doesn't happen in some strange sort of way

Can you give any details on how precisely it came about? and who the father is?

The cleric is level 4. The PC can cast up to second level bard spells.

The father is a half-elf sheriff in a border port town. She was leaving. They'd been having a casual but physical relationship. She'd stopped having sex with him to try to commit emotionally more to the LG cleric, who won't have sex before marriage.

 

[fba827]

"Dear Diary,
Last night I received a strange vision.
An angel of Great Tyr appeared before me and whispered strange words to me. Though I do not understand this great revelation in full, it is clear that Tyr must want me to quest for this deceased rabbit, and return it to life."

Henry -- that is hillarious. But maybe I'm just old and that's why I get it (I don't think the younger folks do).


Maybe a series of eupehmisms over the course of the day ...
the chef is serving up food but doesn't have her plate and says "and there's something for you in the oven"

a crew member comments about a pet rabbit dieing.

someone hands her a piece of parchment with instructions for something while saying, "you should notice you're missing a period ..." then pointing to the paper, "right there, that sentence needs a break, so don't let it confuseyou when you read the the thing."


Okay, I suck at this, but I am just trying to say, you can try humorous references that contemporary society would use as euphemisms.


If nothing else, just an amusing scene where she puts on her armor and notices it feels a little tighter around the chest and waist areas.