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Computer science kidding

Kathaer

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Computer science kidding .

Today i was in front of a mysql table, with all fields full, and.. i saw the command "PRINT"..
i printed... and the printer printed this: "SELECT * FROM 'Keyss'" .. (Keyss is the table name...)

well.. funny... and... true. ^_-

BUT I WANTED THOSE FXXXIN' FIELDS! ^__^ :heh:
 

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How utterly useless.

Well, almost. I've written three page queries before, and it might be nice to print out complex ones to print, I suppose.

You probably have to dump the output to a file, and then print the file. I don't know of any RDBMS that lets you directly print out the results of a sql statement.


Speaking of weird CS humor. I read a story about these UNIX admins who shared a room together. When one of them got up to go to the bathroom, the others turned around and changed his prompt to "Mike?". In UNIX, the prompt, by default looks like this:
$

But you can change it to be anything you want. So, they made his prompt:
Mike?

When the guy came back he stared at his screen for a bit and then typed.
Mike? yes

Which promptly produced a:
cmd yes: not found

And all of them busted a gut laughing. *sigh* computer geeks. Gotta love 'em.
 

hehe... sorry.. i didn't need help, i solved the problem in few seconds after that print.. ^_- i only wanted to share this episode.. ehehhe..

i use MySqlCC
 

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At a PC sales and repair shop I used to work at, some of us in the sales office (who were really just the techs who could actually be counted on to talk to other humans) would play pranks on each other pretty frequently. Some examples:

I'm sitting at my desk one day, with my back to one of my compatriots desks, when behind me he calls out "Hmmm...that's strange." I turn around, and his entire screen says "STRANGE." Before it can register with me just what he has done, he clicks, sending the powerpoint presentation on to "ODD" and says, "a bit odd, don't you think?" Click. "Truly bizarre." BIZARRE. :) He later made a presentation complete with flow charts that showed the organization of a Bond-like cabal of customers that was trying to overthrow one of the other sales guys. Since one of our regular customers looked EXACTLY like Hitler, complete with mustache, and one walked with a limp and had a German name, and several had other foreign accents, it was pretty eerie. :D

Some of the guys got in the habit of disconnecting one thing or another - hard drive, memory, etc - in another's sales PC. Usually quick to figure out, just a little pain in the rump. But one day, one tech ended up completely disassembling his system, and could not figure out what on earth was wrong with it. Wouldn't power up. He even changed power supplies. Took three hours, and wasted enough time that people stopped doing this at all afterwards, but I'll always remember how frustrated he was when we showed him the little piece of scotch tape on one prong of his power cable. Which he never changed - after all, how often does one of those go bad? :] But he had even taken it out at one point to look for scorching, and missed it. :lol:

I made a wallpaper for one of the other guys machines that was the same as the wallpaper he had before, but with an icon added to the wallpaper that said "Click Me." Which of course did nothing - it was part of the wallpaper. He figured it out shortly. A few weeks later, another icon on his desktop said "Click Me." But he tried changing wallpaper, and nothing happened - still there. So, confident it was just some little prankish thing he was missing, he double clicked it to see what it would or wouldn't do. His screen went blank, then "Formatting C: Drive - Please Wait" accompanied by very convincing hard drive activity. He tried to Cntrl-Alt-Delete - nada. I had created two little batch files that read the lyrics to my favorite song over and over, one then the other, and prefaced it with a nice little CTTY command to lock out the keyboard. He about had a coronary. But he was the one who had put the scotch tape on the other guys machine, so don't feel too bad for him. :D

And then, of course, was the time that Henry (yes, Henry on this board) was teaching a class with his system hooked up to an overhead projector - but had his system shared with full access through the network. We took turns adding icons to his desktop that said different goofy stuff until he came out of the classroom demanding to know what we were doing and to please stop. :lol:

Those were the good ole days. ;)
 
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die_kluge said:
Which promptly produced a:
cmd yes: not found

And all of them busted a gut laughing. *sigh* computer geeks. Gotta love 'em.
Reminds me of how, on the old Atari computers, if you typed something that it didn't understand, like "goldfish", it would pop up and say, "ERROR - goldfish". My cousin used this one day to systematically insult each of us cousins by saying, "Well, let's just see what the computer thinks of you" and then typing "Jamie's birth". Which would, of course, result in "ERROR - Jamie's birth". "Ah, it says you were an error!" Smart-aleck. :D
 

Torm said:
Some of the guys got in the habit of disconnecting one thing or another - hard drive, memory, etc - in another's sales PC. Usually quick to figure out, just a little pain in the rump. But one day, one tech ended up completely disassembling his system, and could not figure out what on earth was wrong with it. Wouldn't power up. He even changed power supplies. Took three hours, and wasted enough time that people stopped doing this at all afterwards, but I'll always remember how frustrated he was when we showed him the little piece of scotch tape on one prong of his power cable.

I did that to a guy and forgot all about it. He took his entire laptop apart then reloaded it and nothing worked. I swear he was about to start crying, then I remembered. It was hilarious.
 

Mystery Man said:
I did that to a guy and forgot all about it. He took his entire laptop apart then reloaded it and nothing worked. I swear he was about to start crying, then I remembered. It was hilarious.
Now, that IS mean. The rest of us knew what had been done to it, but we'd have stopped him if he was going to do something really radical that would lose data. As a matter of fact, if I remember correctly, that WAS what prompted me to finally show him what had been done. ;)

Wait - by "reloaded it", you mean rebuilt it, right?
 

Torm said:
Now, that IS mean. The rest of us knew what had been done to it, but we'd have stopped him if he was going to do something really radical that would lose data. As a matter of fact, if I remember correctly, that WAS what prompted me to finally show him what had been done. ;)

Wait - by "reloaded it", you mean rebuilt it, right?

Yeah, he wouldn't have rebuilt it if I hadn't forgot all about doing it. We all had a chuckle after his screaming at me stopped. :o
 

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